# Are You A Dumb Blonde?

5 Questions | Total Attempts: 136

This quiz will see if you are a dumb blonde or not. I am not being prejudiced, because I know I am a blonde, but it's just a fun quiz not to be taken too seriously. Okay?

• 1.
If you are with your friends and there is a door that says pull, what do you do?
• A.

Grin and open the door successfully

• B.

Struggle with the door and push it. These stupid things need to be labeled!

• C.

Open the door and then slam your friends with it.

• D.

Shrug and push the door, only to make an inside joke between friends

• 2.
You are making a smoothie and get the ingrediants. You look in the refrigerator and find eggs, peanut butter, bananas, strawberries, banana peppers, mayo, ketchup and blueberries. Which three objects do you grab?
• A.

Bananas, strawberries and blueberries. Any others would make a nasty concoction.

• B.

Ketchup, banana peppers and blueberries. I need veggies and fruit!

• C.

Peanut butter, mayo, and eggs. What? You aren't going to eat it. Your brother would love this!

• 3.
If I give you one tomato, then take 5 from you, and then gave you 8, then took one pepper, subtracted a Santa Claus, threw a monkey, and took another tomato, what would be 0+0
• A.

That's easy! You would obviously have Santa and multiply him to the source of the Sun! That would equal 0!

• B.

That's, uh, weird. That's not a question. But I guess it would be 0?

• C.

That is an unsolvable question for smart intelluctiuals like myself.

• 4.
If you are riding in a spaceship, and you pass Santa's sleigh, who will get to the moon first?
• A.

That's another easy question! Santa! Because he can make it across the world in one night!

• B.

What is your obsession with Santa?! That is soooooo mental!

• C.

Santa is not real and the spaceship, therefore, would go to the moon first.

• 5.
How old are you?
• A.

Fish

• B.

10-40

• C.

Turkey

• D.

Blah nanyer

• E.

Um, 26?

• F.

Grrrrr........... What? No! I didn't see a doctor. I see.... Oh hello Denise!

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