Are You A Dumb Blonde?

5 Questions | Total Attempts: 125

Are You A Dumb Blonde?

This quiz will see if you are a dumb blonde or not. I am not being prejudiced, because I know I am a blonde, but it's just a fun quiz not to be taken too seriously. Okay?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    If you are with your friends and there is a door that says pull, what do you do?
    • A. 

      Grin and open the door successfully

    • B. 

      Struggle with the door and push it. These stupid things need to be labeled!

    • C. 

      Open the door and then slam your friends with it.

    • D. 

      Shrug and push the door, only to make an inside joke between friends

  • 2. 
    You are making a smoothie and get the ingrediants. You look in the refrigerator and find eggs, peanut butter, bananas, strawberries, banana peppers, mayo, ketchup and blueberries. Which three objects do you grab?
    • A. 

      Bananas, strawberries and blueberries. Any others would make a nasty concoction.

    • B. 

      Ketchup, banana peppers and blueberries. I need veggies and fruit!

    • C. 

      Peanut butter, mayo, and eggs. What? You aren't going to eat it. Your brother would love this!

  • 3. 
    If I give you one tomato, then take 5 from you, and then gave you 8, then took one pepper, subtracted a Santa Claus, threw a monkey, and took another tomato, what would be 0+0
    • A. 

      That's easy! You would obviously have Santa and multiply him to the source of the Sun! That would equal 0!

    • B. 

      That's, uh, weird. That's not a question. But I guess it would be 0?

    • C. 

      That is an unsolvable question for smart intelluctiuals like myself.

  • 4. 
    If you are riding in a spaceship, and you pass Santa's sleigh, who will get to the moon first?
    • A. 

      That's another easy question! Santa! Because he can make it across the world in one night!

    • B. 

      What is your obsession with Santa?! That is soooooo mental!

    • C. 

      Santa is not real and the spaceship, therefore, would go to the moon first.

  • 5. 
    How old are you?
    • A. 

      Fish

    • B. 

      10-40

    • C. 

      Turkey

    • D. 

      Blah nanyer

    • E. 

      Um, 26?

    • F. 

      Grrrrr........... What? No! I didn't see a doctor. I see.... Oh hello Denise!