Are You A Creeper Or Keeper?

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Find out if you have what it takes for Sagacious Keri to see you as a KEEPER, or if she see's you as a shadow lurking creeper.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Sagacious Keri loves her kids, how many does she have?
    • A. 

      3 girls.

    • B. 

      1 boy 2 girls.

    • C. 

      2 girls.

    • D. 

      2 boys.

    • E. 

      2 girls and one on the way.

  • 2. 
    What is Sagacious Keri favorite color?
  • 3. 
    Sagacious Keri enjoys a good date night, where would you take her?
    • A. 

      Kite flying at the coast

    • B. 

      Get all dolled up and dance after sushi.

    • C. 

      A nice walk in the park, followed by a picnic style dinner and top it off with a movie after dark.

    • D. 

      Day trip down the river with some friends. It will be good to see if she fits in with the crowd.

    • E. 

      All the above

  • 4. 
    What does Sagacious mean? ( Do not look this up in the dictionary) What is your first thought?
    • A. 

      From the word Saggitarious, the archer. Keri hunts men like the Saggitarious fights in war.

    • B. 

      Very wise, shrewd.

    • C. 

      Sexy and bodacious.

    • D. 

      Nympho maniac.

    • E. 

      Duh... I dunno?? Let me look in the dick chun ary.

  • 5. 
    We are dating and I just found out my daughter is allergic to dogs, what do you do?
    • A. 

      I choose my dogs and must say good bye.

    • B. 

      For a chance to be with you, I'd find my dogs a new home.

    • C. 

      Let's ride things out for a while, see whats up and maybe come up with a compromise. Maybe We can give her fish oil and she'll be fine.

    • D. 

      I love my dogs, but they are staying outside, I am willing to do what it takes to keep her healthy. I'll have to take dogs for more walks, but getting out will be good for me.

    • E. 

      LOL my dogs are too small, they'd never survive outside. I just don't see how it would work.

  • 6. 
    Sagacious Keri has a busy life, what is her top priorities?
    • A. 

      Keeping a clean house.

    • B. 

      Being available to family 1st friends 2nd.

    • C. 

      Lets have some fun!

    • D. 

      Providing a loving, caring, safe environment for my girls that allows forward progression in their life as individuals.

    • E. 

      Gotta have time to relax and watch some serious movie magic.

  • 7. 
    What does Sagacious Keri see as the most intimate connection between man and woman?
    • A. 

      Hand holding, gentle but firm a mini hug that is mutually given as it is recieved.

    • B. 

      French kissing, lip lock with eyes closed embracing each moment fully with eyes closed.

    • C. 

      Hot juicy love making, filled with imagination and vigor.

    • D. 

      A glance from across the room, inviting further engagement.

    • E. 

      A warm embrace, chest to chest, hip to hip, cheek to cheek. A BIG WARM HUG.

  • 8. 
    If money were not an object, Sagacious Keri would be driving a...
  • 9. 
    What reason would Sagacious Keri find to be a "deal breaker"
    • A. 

      If you are equal age distance from me to you and you to her.

    • B. 

      If have a recent history of meth addiction.

    • C. 

      If you have more time on your hands to "hang" than you do to earn some money.

    • D. 

      A B C D and E are all correct.

    • E. 

      If you are still entertained by the word penis.

  • 10. 
    If Sagacious Keri could choose ANYWHERE to live, where would it be? There are 2 correct answers.
    • A. 

      Out in the country in a 4-5 bedroom house and a big kitchen, 2 bathrooms, fenced 2 acres, living room with fireplace.

    • B. 

      Apartments in the city, allowing her to be closer friends and family.

    • C. 

      Trailer park, just keepin it real yo.

    • D. 

      In a nice traditional style home in a cul de sac allowing for neighborhood BBQ's, nice fenced in yard with a fire pit and swimming pool.

    • E. 

      In a Tuscan villa, far far away.