Are You A Creeper Or Keeper?

10 Questions | By Kerijc4476 | Updated: Mar 21, 2022 | Attempts: 66

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Find out if you have what it takes for Sagacious Keri to see you as a KEEPER, or if she see's you as a shadow lurking creeper.

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1.

Sagacious Keri loves her kids, how many does she have?
- A.
  
  3 girls.
- B.
  
  1 boy 2 girls.
- C.
  
  2 girls.
- D.
  
  2 boys.
- E.
  
  2 girls and one on the way.
2.

What is Sagacious Keri favorite color?
3.

Sagacious Keri enjoys a good date night, where would you take her?
- A.
  
  Kite flying at the coast
- B.
  
  Get all dolled up and dance after sushi.
- C.
  
  A nice walk in the park, followed by a picnic style dinner and top it off with a movie after dark.
- D.
  
  Day trip down the river with some friends. It will be good to see if she fits in with the crowd.
- E.
  
  All the above
4.

What does Sagacious mean? ( Do not look this up in the dictionary) What is your first thought?
- A.
  
  From the word Saggitarious, the archer. Keri hunts men like the Saggitarious fights in war.
- B.
  
  Very wise, shrewd.
- C.
  
  Sexy and bodacious.
- D.
  
  Nympho maniac.
- E.
  
  Duh... I dunno?? Let me look in the dick chun ary.
5.

We are dating and I just found out my daughter is allergic to dogs, what do you do?
- A.
  
  I choose my dogs and must say good bye.
- B.
  
  For a chance to be with you, I'd find my dogs a new home.
- C.
  
  Let's ride things out for a while, see whats up and maybe come up with a compromise. Maybe We can give her fish oil and she'll be fine.
- D.
  
  I love my dogs, but they are staying outside, I am willing to do what it takes to keep her healthy. I'll have to take dogs for more walks, but getting out will be good for me.
- E.
  
  LOL my dogs are too small, they'd never survive outside. I just don't see how it would work.
6.

Sagacious Keri has a busy life, what is her top priorities?
- A.
  
  Keeping a clean house.
- B.
  
  Being available to family 1st friends 2nd.
- C.
  
  Lets have some fun!
- D.
  
  Providing a loving, caring, safe environment for my girls that allows forward progression in their life as individuals.
- E.
  
  Gotta have time to relax and watch some serious movie magic.
7.

What does Sagacious Keri see as the most intimate connection between man and woman?
- A.
  
  Hand holding, gentle but firm a mini hug that is mutually given as it is recieved.
- B.
  
  French kissing, lip lock with eyes closed embracing each moment fully with eyes closed.
- C.
  
  Hot juicy love making, filled with imagination and vigor.
- D.
  
  A glance from across the room, inviting further engagement.
- E.
  
  A warm embrace, chest to chest, hip to hip, cheek to cheek. A BIG WARM HUG.
8.

If money were not an object, Sagacious Keri would be driving a...
9.

What reason would Sagacious Keri find to be a "deal breaker"
- A.
  
  If you are equal age distance from me to you and you to her.
- B.
  
  If have a recent history of meth addiction.
- C.
  
  If you have more time on your hands to "hang" than you do to earn some money.
- D.
  
  A B C D and E are all correct.
- E.
  
  If you are still entertained by the word penis.
10.

If Sagacious Keri could choose ANYWHERE to live, where would it be? There are 2 correct answers.
- A.
  
  Out in the country in a 4-5 bedroom house and a big kitchen, 2 bathrooms, fenced 2 acres, living room with fireplace.
- B.
  
  Apartments in the city, allowing her to be closer friends and family.
- C.
  
  Trailer park, just keepin it real yo.
- D.
  
  In a nice traditional style home in a cul de sac allowing for neighborhood BBQ's, nice fenced in yard with a fire pit and swimming pool.
- E.
  
  In a Tuscan villa, far far away.