Are You Chorlie, Marcus, Matt Or Ben

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Are You Chorlie, Marcus, Matt Or Ben

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  • 1. 
    Your in a pub and a woman your father is dating comes onto you with her lips.what do you do?
    • A. 

      Build her up to boiling point then knock her down

    • B. 

      Ask her to be your mother for a night

    • C. 

      Shag her something rotten

    • D. 

      Give a swift kick to the privates with language

  • 2. 
    You're in a pub, what are you most likely to order?
    • A. 

      A Hobsons Ale

    • B. 

      An energy drink

    • C. 

      A pint of Carling

    • D. 

      A glass of Malibu and Coke

  • 3. 
    If you were going to make lunch for yourself, what would it be?
    • A. 

      Sod making food, just order a spice room pizza

    • B. 

      Big slab of meat!!!

    • C. 

      A well constructed spanish omelette that's not too high in calories

    • D. 

      A live chicken

  • 4. 
    You are walking down Evesham Highstreet and you spot an attractive young lady on the other side of the road waiting for a bus. You look over to her and hope that she notices you. She has spotted you looking at her and responds with a cute giggle. Caught in the heat of the moment you think about how you should approach this situation. What is your response?
    • A. 

      You say "Nah, not my bag" and carry on walking, forgetting about the girl.

    • B. 

      You ask the young lady if she would fancies a noite in the summer house, play some Dead or Alive and smoke some weed.

    • C. 

      Armed with an arsenal of effective and witty chat-up lines, you unleash seductive carnage on her ass.

    • D. 

      You invite her to your house for an evening of culture, opera and cheese and wine tasting.

  • 5. 
    You've been ordered to deface your body in some form, do you...?
    • A. 

      Get a kick ass tattoo of a mysterious Asian symbol

    • B. 

      You shave off all your body hair

    • C. 

      You get a slightly homosexual single earring

    • D. 

      You dye your eyebrows pink

  • 6. 
    You have to please your sister so she doesn't tell your parents that you've stolen their carpets
    • A. 

      You make her a cup of tea

    • B. 

      You buy her a bottle of bubbly and a box f chocolates and give her

    • C. 

      You give her orgasms

    • D. 

      You take her life

  • 7. 
    You have a fake name you use to seduce women.what is it?
    • A. 

      Max Attack

    • B. 

      Judo Rogers

    • C. 

      Jasper Quentin

    • D. 

      Danny Fuckgod

  • 8. 
    Its four in the morning, who do you have sympathy for
    • A. 

      Yourself

    • B. 

      Nobody

    • C. 

      The Devil

    • D. 

      Boba Fett, he was dealt a rough hand and he played it to the best of his ability

  • 9. 
    If you were to get into a fight with any historical figure who would it be?
    • A. 

      Jesus, to see if he'd turn up

    • B. 

      Guy Fawkes

    • C. 

      Rolf Harris

    • D. 

      The Statue of Liberty

  • 10. 
    If you had infinite money for one day, what would you buy with it?
    • A. 

      Purchase the building materials to create a real Death Star.

    • B. 

      Don't spend a penny, go to bed and pray for the hellish day to be over.

    • C. 

      Invest in Woolworths shares and cross your fingers that they skyrocket.

    • D. 

      Build the world's highest capacity football stadium in your home town

  • 11. 
    Which male celebrity would you most like to romp with?
    • A. 

      Wesley Snipes

    • B. 

      Freddie Starr

    • C. 

      Patrick Stewart

    • D. 

      Michael Douglas

  • 12. 
    Which of the Hand family are you?
    • A. 

      Mand

    • B. 

      Jand

    • C. 

      Brand

    • D. 

      Kand

  • 13. 
    You've sold you soul, who did it go to
    • A. 

      Alan Hogan Loans Ltd

    • B. 

      Rock and Roll

    • C. 

      Terry Wogan

    • D. 

      Shredder from Ninja Turtles

  • 14. 
    Its 3am and you're nicely snug and asleep in your bed. A loud clanking sound wakes you up. You can hear noise and rustling downstairs and deduct it must be a burglar. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Go down stairs and try and reason with the burglar, offer to paint his/her nails and add them as a friend on Facebook.

    • B. 

      Attempt to lullaby the burglar into deep slumber then hang him/her upside down from a lamp post.

    • C. 

      Climb out of your bedroom window, completely Abandon your dwelling and start up a new life in the country.

    • D. 

      Grab the great big Bastard sword next to your bed and take the fight to the felon.

  • 15. 
    You have a one night stand with an innocent pedestrian. A few months later, the woman, what ever her name is, texts you to say that she is pregnant with your baby. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Take a rude exit

    • B. 

      Say your from the future

    • C. 

      Settle down with the girl and spend your days fathering an army of babies

    • D. 

      Chuck her a quid

  • 16. 
    What 'Mr Men' most matches your personality?
    • A. 

      Mr Bump

    • B. 

      Mr Liar

    • C. 

      Mr Fidget

    • D. 

      Mr Muscle

  • 17. 
    You're a farm animal, what are you?
    • A. 

      A Goose

    • B. 

      A Cow

    • C. 

      A Chicken

    • D. 

      A Turkey

  • 18. 
    What do you see?
    • A. 

      Shit art

    • B. 

      My dreams

    • C. 

      A windows media visualisation

    • D. 

      Didn't bother watching

  • 19. 
    If you had to be one sexuality you'd be
    • A. 

      Hetrosexual

    • B. 

      Homosexual

    • C. 

      Bisexual

    • D. 

      Incestual

  • 20. 
    Which font style are you
    • A. 

      Bold

    • B. 

      Italic

    • C. 

      Underline

    • D. 

      3D

  • 21. 
    If you had to live in one of the places stated below, which one would you go for?
    • A. 

      A castle in the clouds.

    • B. 

      In a wolf's den, co-habiting with a pack of wolves.

    • C. 

      In the womb of a Leviathan

    • D. 

      In Black Beard's beard

  • 22. 
    I you went on Stars in their Eyes as a contestant, which singer would you turn into?
    • A. 

      J K

    • B. 

      Meatloaf

    • C. 

      Luciano Pavarotti

    • D. 

      Alice Cooper

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