Are You Chorlie, Marcus, Matt Or Ben

22 Questions | By Benaddicott | Last updated: Jul 30, 2011 | Total Attempts: 40

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Questions and Answers

1.

Your in a pub and a woman your father is dating comes onto you with her lips.what do you do?
- A.
  
  Build her up to boiling point then knock her down
- B.
  
  Ask her to be your mother for a night
- C.
  
  Shag her something rotten
- D.
  
  Give a swift kick to the privates with language
2.

You're in a pub, what are you most likely to order?
- A.
  
  A Hobsons Ale
- B.
  
  An energy drink
- C.
  
  A pint of Carling
- D.
  
  A glass of Malibu and Coke
3.

If you were going to make lunch for yourself, what would it be?
- A.
  
  Sod making food, just order a spice room pizza
- B.
  
  Big slab of meat!!!
- C.
  
  A well constructed spanish omelette that's not too high in calories
- D.
  
  A live chicken
4.

You are walking down Evesham Highstreet and you spot an attractive young lady on the other side of the road waiting for a bus. You look over to her and hope that she notices you. She has spotted you looking at her and responds with a cute giggle. Caught in the heat of the moment you think about how you should approach this situation. What is your response?
- A.
  
  You say "Nah, not my bag" and carry on walking, forgetting about the girl.
- B.
  
  You ask the young lady if she would fancies a noite in the summer house, play some Dead or Alive and smoke some weed.
- C.
  
  Armed with an arsenal of effective and witty chat-up lines, you unleash seductive carnage on her ass.
- D.
  
  You invite her to your house for an evening of culture, opera and cheese and wine tasting.
5.

You've been ordered to deface your body in some form, do you...?
- A.
  
  Get a kick ass tattoo of a mysterious Asian symbol
- B.
  
  You shave off all your body hair
- C.
  
  You get a slightly homosexual single earring
- D.
  
  You dye your eyebrows pink
6.

You have to please your sister so she doesn't tell your parents that you've stolen their carpets
- A.
  
  You make her a cup of tea
- B.
  
  You buy her a bottle of bubbly and a box f chocolates and give her
- C.
  
  You give her orgasms
- D.
  
  You take her life
7.

You have a fake name you use to seduce women.what is it?
- A.
  
  Max Attack
- B.
  
  Judo Rogers
- C.
  
  Jasper Quentin
- D.
  
  Danny Fuckgod
8.

Its four in the morning, who do you have sympathy for
- A.
  
  Yourself
- B.
  
  Nobody
- C.
  
  The Devil
- D.
  
  Boba Fett, he was dealt a rough hand and he played it to the best of his ability
9.

If you were to get into a fight with any historical figure who would it be?
- A.
  
  Jesus, to see if he'd turn up
- B.
  
  Guy Fawkes
- C.
  
  Rolf Harris
- D.
  
  The Statue of Liberty
10.

If you had infinite money for one day, what would you buy with it?
- A.
  
  Purchase the building materials to create a real Death Star.
- B.
  
  Don't spend a penny, go to bed and pray for the hellish day to be over.
- C.
  
  Invest in Woolworths shares and cross your fingers that they skyrocket.
- D.
  
  Build the world's highest capacity football stadium in your home town
11.

Which male celebrity would you most like to romp with?
- A.
  
  Wesley Snipes
- B.
  
  Freddie Starr
- C.
  
  Patrick Stewart
- D.
  
  Michael Douglas
12.

Which of the Hand family are you?
- A.
  
  Mand
- B.
  
  Jand
- C.
  
  Brand
- D.
  
  Kand
13.

You've sold you soul, who did it go to
- A.
  
  Alan Hogan Loans Ltd
- B.
  
  Rock and Roll
- C.
  
  Terry Wogan
- D.
  
  Shredder from Ninja Turtles
14.

Its 3am and you're nicely snug and asleep in your bed. A loud clanking sound wakes you up. You can hear noise and rustling downstairs and deduct it must be a burglar. What do you do?
- A.
  
  Go down stairs and try and reason with the burglar, offer to paint his/her nails and add them as a friend on Facebook.
- B.
  
  Attempt to lullaby the burglar into deep slumber then hang him/her upside down from a lamp post.
- C.
  
  Climb out of your bedroom window, completely Abandon your dwelling and start up a new life in the country.
- D.
  
  Grab the great big Bastard sword next to your bed and take the fight to the felon.
15.

You have a one night stand with an innocent pedestrian. A few months later, the woman, what ever her name is, texts you to say that she is pregnant with your baby. What do you do?
- A.
  
  Take a rude exit
- B.
  
  Say your from the future
- C.
  
  Settle down with the girl and spend your days fathering an army of babies
- D.
  
  Chuck her a quid
16.

What 'Mr Men' most matches your personality?
- A.
  
  Mr Bump
- B.
  
  Mr Liar
- C.
  
  Mr Fidget
- D.
  
  Mr Muscle
17.

You're a farm animal, what are you?
- A.
  
  A Goose
- B.
  
  A Cow
- C.
  
  A Chicken
- D.
  
  A Turkey
18.

What do you see?
- A.
  
  Shit art
- B.
  
  My dreams
- C.
  
  A windows media visualisation
- D.
  
  Didn't bother watching
19.

If you had to be one sexuality you'd be
- A.
  
  Hetrosexual
- B.
  
  Homosexual
- C.
  
  Bisexual
- D.
  
  Incestual
20.

Which font style are you
- A.
  
  Bold
- B.
  
  Italic
- C.
  
  Underline
- D.
  
  3D
21.

If you had to live in one of the places stated below, which one would you go for?
- A.
  
  A castle in the clouds.
- B.
  
  In a wolf's den, co-habiting with a pack of wolves.
- C.
  
  In the womb of a Leviathan
- D.
  
  In Black Beard's beard
22.

I you went on Stars in their Eyes as a contestant, which singer would you turn into?
- A.
  
  J K
- B.
  
  Meatloaf
- C.
  
  Luciano Pavarotti
- D.
  
  Alice Cooper