Are You Chorlie, Marcus, Matt Or Ben
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- 1.
Your in a pub and a woman your father is dating comes onto you with her lips.what do you do?
- A.
Build her up to boiling point then knock her down
- B.
Ask her to be your mother for a night
- C.
Shag her something rotten
- D.
Give a swift kick to the privates with language
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- 2.
You're in a pub, what are you most likely to order?
- A.
A Hobsons Ale
- B.
An energy drink
- C.
A pint of Carling
- D.
A glass of Malibu and Coke
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- 3.
If you were going to make lunch for yourself, what would it be?
- A.
Sod making food, just order a spice room pizza
- B.
Big slab of meat!!!
- C.
A well constructed spanish omelette that's not too high in calories
- D.
A live chicken
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- 4.
You are walking down Evesham Highstreet and you spot an attractive young lady on the other side of the road waiting for a bus. You look over to her and hope that she notices you. She has spotted you looking at her and responds with a cute giggle. Caught in the heat of the moment you think about how you should approach this situation. What is your response?
- A.
You say "Nah, not my bag" and carry on walking, forgetting about the girl.
- B.
You ask the young lady if she would fancies a noite in the summer house, play some Dead or Alive and smoke some weed.
- C.
Armed with an arsenal of effective and witty chat-up lines, you unleash seductive carnage on her ass.
- D.
You invite her to your house for an evening of culture, opera and cheese and wine tasting.
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- 5.
You've been ordered to deface your body in some form, do you...?
- A.
Get a kick ass tattoo of a mysterious Asian symbol
- B.
You shave off all your body hair
- C.
You get a slightly homosexual single earring
- D.
You dye your eyebrows pink
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- 6.
You have to please your sister so she doesn't tell your parents that you've stolen their carpets
- A.
You make her a cup of tea
- B.
You buy her a bottle of bubbly and a box f chocolates and give her
- C.
You give her orgasms
- D.
You take her life
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- 7.
You have a fake name you use to seduce women.what is it?
- A.
Max Attack
- B.
Judo Rogers
- C.
Jasper Quentin
- D.
Danny Fuckgod
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- 8.
Its four in the morning, who do you have sympathy for
- A.
Yourself
- B.
Nobody
- C.
The Devil
- D.
Boba Fett, he was dealt a rough hand and he played it to the best of his ability
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- 9.
If you were to get into a fight with any historical figure who would it be?
- A.
Jesus, to see if he'd turn up
- B.
Guy Fawkes
- C.
Rolf Harris
- D.
The Statue of Liberty
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- 10.
If you had infinite money for one day, what would you buy with it?
- A.
Purchase the building materials to create a real Death Star.
- B.
Don't spend a penny, go to bed and pray for the hellish day to be over.
- C.
Invest in Woolworths shares and cross your fingers that they skyrocket.
- D.
Build the world's highest capacity football stadium in your home town
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- 11.
Which male celebrity would you most like to romp with?
- A.
Wesley Snipes
- B.
Freddie Starr
- C.
Patrick Stewart
- D.
Michael Douglas
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- 12.
Which of the Hand family are you?
- A.
Mand
- B.
Jand
- C.
Brand
- D.
Kand
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- 13.
You've sold you soul, who did it go to
- A.
Alan Hogan Loans Ltd
- B.
Rock and Roll
- C.
Terry Wogan
- D.
Shredder from Ninja Turtles
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- 14.
Its 3am and you're nicely snug and asleep in your bed. A loud clanking sound wakes you up. You can hear noise and rustling downstairs and deduct it must be a burglar. What do you do?
- A.
Go down stairs and try and reason with the burglar, offer to paint his/her nails and add them as a friend on Facebook.
- B.
Attempt to lullaby the burglar into deep slumber then hang him/her upside down from a lamp post.
- C.
Climb out of your bedroom window, completely Abandon your dwelling and start up a new life in the country.
- D.
Grab the great big Bastard sword next to your bed and take the fight to the felon.
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- 15.
You have a one night stand with an innocent pedestrian. A few months later, the woman, what ever her name is, texts you to say that she is pregnant with your baby. What do you do?
- A.
Take a rude exit
- B.
Say your from the future
- C.
Settle down with the girl and spend your days fathering an army of babies
- D.
Chuck her a quid
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- 16.
What 'Mr Men' most matches your personality?
- A.
Mr Bump
- B.
Mr Liar
- C.
Mr Fidget
- D.
Mr Muscle
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- 17.
You're a farm animal, what are you?
- A.
A Goose
- B.
A Cow
- C.
A Chicken
- D.
A Turkey
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- 18.
What do you see?
- A.
Shit art
- B.
My dreams
- C.
A windows media visualisation
- D.
Didn't bother watching
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- 19.
If you had to be one sexuality you'd be
- A.
Hetrosexual
- B.
Homosexual
- C.
Bisexual
- D.
Incestual
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- 20.
Which font style are you
- A.
Bold
- B.
Italic
- C.
Underline
- D.
3D
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- 21.
If you had to live in one of the places stated below, which one would you go for?
- A.
A castle in the clouds.
- B.
In a wolf's den, co-habiting with a pack of wolves.
- C.
In the womb of a Leviathan
- D.
In Black Beard's beard
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- 22.
I you went on Stars in their Eyes as a contestant, which singer would you turn into?
- A.
J K
- B.
Meatloaf
- C.
Luciano Pavarotti
- D.
Alice Cooper
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