Build her up to boiling point then knock her down
Ask her to be your mother for a night
Shag her something rotten
Give a swift kick to the privates with language
A Hobsons Ale
An energy drink
A pint of Carling
A glass of Malibu and Coke
Sod making food, just order a spice room pizza
Big slab of meat!!!
A well constructed spanish omelette that's not too high in calories
A live chicken
You say "Nah, not my bag" and carry on walking, forgetting about the girl.
You ask the young lady if she would fancies a noite in the summer house, play some Dead or Alive and smoke some weed.
Armed with an arsenal of effective and witty chat-up lines, you unleash seductive carnage on her ass.
You invite her to your house for an evening of culture, opera and cheese and wine tasting.
Get a kick ass tattoo of a mysterious Asian symbol
You shave off all your body hair
You get a slightly homosexual single earring
You dye your eyebrows pink
You make her a cup of tea
You buy her a bottle of bubbly and a box f chocolates and give her
You give her orgasms
You take her life
Boba Fett, he was dealt a rough hand and he played it to the best of his ability
Jesus, to see if he'd turn up
The Statue of Liberty
Purchase the building materials to create a real Death Star.
Don't spend a penny, go to bed and pray for the hellish day to be over.
Invest in Woolworths shares and cross your fingers that they skyrocket.
Build the world's highest capacity football stadium in your home town
Alan Hogan Loans Ltd
Rock and Roll
Shredder from Ninja Turtles
Go down stairs and try and reason with the burglar, offer to paint his/her nails and add them as a friend on Facebook.
Attempt to lullaby the burglar into deep slumber then hang him/her upside down from a lamp post.
Climb out of your bedroom window, completely Abandon your dwelling and start up a new life in the country.
Grab the great big Bastard sword next to your bed and take the fight to the felon.
Take a rude exit
Say your from the future
Settle down with the girl and spend your days fathering an army of babies
Chuck her a quid
A windows media visualisation
Didn't bother watching
A castle in the clouds.
In a wolf's den, co-habiting with a pack of wolves.
In the womb of a Leviathan
In Black Beard's beard