Are You A Cheek Freak Or A Jorts Guy?

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Are You A Cheek Freak Or A Jorts Guy?

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Howard approaches you and gestures at some foxy mama wearing Jorts on another team.  Do you...
    • A. 

      Tell him "if she's wearing jorts, half the battle is already won"

    • B. 

      Tell him to "Give it a 6!!!"

  • 2. 
    What song are you most looking forward to hearing at the Waldwood Party
    • A. 

      "Tonight's Gonna Be A Jorts Night" (I got a feelin')

    • B. 

      Disturbia

  • 3. 
    What is the best part of Wildwood?
    • A. 

      Rocking sandy jorts and boozin at the beer garden.

    • B. 

      Changing into a fresh clean pair of Jorts so you can bust a move on the dance floor.

  • 4. 
    Do? You? Want? To? Be? A? Cheek? Freak?
    • A. 

      I'm not quite sure, but...

    • B. 

      I. Want. To. Be. A. Cheek. Freak.

  • 5. 
    Who's a better dancer with Glow sticks in their hands, the Party Boy or a Jorts Gal?
    • A. 

      Duh, a Jorts Gal

    • B. 

      Fuck that I'm a Connoisseur, gimme the Party Boy any day of the week.

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