At the end of the row, double-parked across 2 spaces if possible. Nobody's dinging my baby!
Closest to the entrance where everyone can see that I'm riding in style.
Right next to where they stash the carts so I don't have to walk far when I return mine.
Take the husband's/wife's/boyfriend's/girlfriend's car because it isn't as nice as mine.
Isn't that Murphy's Law or something? I'll just spend Saturday morning spit shining it again. I love one-on-one time with my car anyhow.
I'm sorry, I didn't notice the weather changing - I was too busy texting.
Um, that was a stop sign.
Wow, how do you keep your car so clean?
Megan Fox/Robert Pattinson- just so I can say her/his name in a sentence.
I'd tweet about it while driving to see what all my friends think I should name it.
That's between me and my car.