Drive your car to the edge of a cliff waving bye to oncoming drivers holding up a sign saying "just married"
Give an ape a tissue and see where things lead on to.
Take so much ex-lax you shit yourself to death. This is possible how?
"Ohh sorry. I thought I dropped your wife off at home last night?"
"No the dog is walking me, because I've been around for _ yrs. and just learned these things are used for more then sex."
Pour hot coffee in her face and steal her money. Robbing can be grown-up.
Continuously sing "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" until a whole bunch of reindeer kill your grandma. Christmas is coming up soon anyhow...
"No I'm just eating what does'nt eat me first."
"Yeah there are a few others I would have settled for but somehow there not exactly clean, Well you know did'nt you just break-up with my ex?"
Pb and va-j-j