You May Get
More Psychotic than Jesse
Let him pass.
Threaten to kill him!
Pull out a gun and shoot him in both legs and let the oncoming bus run him over.
Follow him home and tie him to his fridge and push it out the 5th story window!
You ask her if she can share with you/Let her be. You don't like cereal anyway.
Smash the bowl into her face.
Stab her in hand with a sharpened spoon.
Tie her up and eat the cereal in front of her.
Call the police and register a complaint.
Blow up amateur grenades on their front lawn till they get the point.
Smash your car through their front door, blasting your music at a deafening volume.
Blow their house up with dynamite. That'll quiet things up. And if it doesn't work, then at least you have a few less annoying neighbors.
Striptease the judge in the courtroom.
Ask the judge if you can show them just EXACTLY how the knife thrust went.
Kill everyone in the courtroom. You don't have time for pointless accusations. Everybody knows it's true anyway.
Say nothing/Apologize for being late.
Punch your teacher in the face.
Beat your teacher up and scream "ANARCHY!" and run out of the classroom.
Join the trench coat mafia.
Try to resolve things.
Fight him fairly
Fight him and go into psycho mode and have to be dragged off of him.
Beat him up but ONLY use your TEETH!
Try and follow him!
Blow out his tires!
Chase him down and shove him in his own ice cream freezer and lock it.
Break into his house at night and stab his eyes out with ice cream rockets.
A rubber band gun.
A zip gun (A homemade 22 pistol)
A homemade grenade
A mini nuke
Just normal food.
Order monkey brains. See how they react.
Say, "I'll take this!" Then take the nearest plate full of food and smash it on a waitress's face, then eat it off.
The chef. Nothing tastes better than something that makes things taste good.
Have a normal date. Movies or something.
Have a crazy date. Go skydiving or something!
Take the person in question into an active volcano and have a picnic.
You both take poison and dine in hell.
A Fox covered in ants!
A bald eagle...that you set on fire with a flamethrower.
The power to fly!
The power to kill anyone anywhere!
The power to turn anyone into food...BUT STILL, HAVE THEM BE ALIVE WHILE THEY ARE EATEN!
The power to turn yourself into a turkey on thanksgiving day.
The age you are now.
Forever young baby!
Old! I wanna boss people around!
Politely disagree, and respect your elders.
Yell at her!
Tell her she is bats**t f**king crazy and walk out.
Knock her out with a baseball bat. Can't blame anyone NOW, can you?
Visit someplace nice!
Show up at a stadium naked during the middle of a game.
Show up in the middle of a presidential speech on live tv covered in red paint.
Show up in hell. I hear it's warm there this time of year.
Here's an interesting quiz for you.