Quiz: Are You As Psychotic As Jesse?

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Quiz: Are You As Psychotic As Jesse? - Quiz

Do you want to know if you are as psychotic as Jesse? Then here is a quiz that we have made for you. Some people would flip out if they got the wrong order at the drive-through, but JESSE would blow the place up with an RPG for giving him more salt packets than he wanted! Answer with honesty all the questions. In the end, you will have the answer that you are looking for. Enjoy your time, and also, the best of luck with this quiz!


You May Get

Not Psychotic

You aren't a psycho at all. You Friggen lamer. You are mild-mannered and wouldn't hurt a fly, even if it was flying all over your Cheetos while you were trying to eat them! Take an AK47 and hunt down a bus full of nuns, and MAYBE you might START on the path to being a psycho.

Somewhat Psychotic

You aren't nearly as psychotic as Jesse, but you are at least psycho enough to maybe talk to him. You wouldn't stuff a stick of dynamite in your grandmother's ear to clear her hearing, but you would probably go dog hunting with a dart gun in your underwear.

Psychotic

You are a genuine psycho. Good job! You eat human eyeballs with your fruit loops and talk to broomsticks and other inanimate objects when you're lonely. People don't like to mess with you because you have a nasty tendency to carry high-caliber weapons in your back pockets, and you bite off more body parts than Mike Tyson on crack. Not quite up to Jesse's level, though.

More Psychotic than Jesse

What in the hell? I don't know what you've been smoking, but I really don't want a part of it. You do weird stuff like eat babies and put lampshades on your head, running around saying stuff like "turn me on!" Seriously. Seek some help. Soon. Even Jesse is disgusted by your weirdness.
Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    An old man walks across the street in front of you.
    • A. 

      Let him pass.

    • B. 

      Threaten to kill him!

    • C. 

      Pull out a gun and shoot him in both legs and let the oncoming bus run him over.

    • D. 

      Follow him home and tie him to his fridge and push it out the 5th story window!

  • 2. 
    You are hungry. Your sister pours a bowl with the last of the cereal.
    • A. 

      You ask her if she can share with you/Let her be. You don't like cereal anyway.

    • B. 

      Smash the bowl into her face.

    • C. 

      Stab her in hand with a sharpened spoon.

    • D. 

      Tie her up and eat the cereal in front of her.

  • 3. 
    You are tired and are trying to go to sleep, but the neighbors are being loud.
    • A. 

      Call the police and register a complaint.

    • B. 

      Blow up amateur grenades on their front lawn till they get the point.

    • C. 

      Smash your car through their front door, blasting your music at a deafening volume.

    • D. 

      Blow their house up with dynamite. That'll quiet things up. And if it doesn't work, then at least you have a few less annoying neighbors.

  • 4. 
    You are accused of murder.
    • A. 

      Deny it.

    • B. 

      Striptease the judge in the courtroom.

    • C. 

      Ask the judge if you can show them just EXACTLY how the knife thrust went.

    • D. 

      Kill everyone in the courtroom. You don't have time for pointless accusations. Everybody knows it's true anyway.

  • 5. 
    You go to school and arrive ten minutes late. You are marked Tardy.
    • A. 

      Say nothing/Apologize for being late.

    • B. 

      Punch your teacher in the face.

    • C. 

      Beat your teacher up and scream "ANARCHY!" and run out of the classroom.

    • D. 

      Join the trench coat mafia.

  • 6. 
    This guy is trying to pick a fight with you.
    • A. 

      Try to resolve things.

    • B. 

      Fight him fairly

    • C. 

      Fight him and go into psycho mode and have to be dragged off of him.

    • D. 

      Beat him up but ONLY use your TEETH!

  • 7. 
    The ice cream man drove by your place, and he didn't even STOP!
    • A. 

      Try and follow him!

    • B. 

      Blow out his tires!

    • C. 

      Chase him down and shove him in his own ice cream freezer and lock it.

    • D. 

      Break into his house at night and stab his eyes out with ice cream rockets.

  • 8. 
    You create a weapon
    • A. 

      A rubber band gun.

    • B. 

      A zip gun (A homemade 22 pistol)

    • C. 

      A homemade grenade

    • D. 

      A mini nuke

  • 9. 
    You're eating at a restaurant. What do you get to eat?
    • A. 

      Just normal food.

    • B. 

      Order monkey brains. See how they react.

    • C. 

      Say, "I'll take this!" Then take the nearest plate full of food and smash it on a waitress's face, then eat it off.

    • D. 

      The chef. Nothing tastes better than something that makes things taste good.

  • 10. 
    You're going on a date with someone you are interested in.
    • A. 

      Have a normal date. Movies or something.

    • B. 

      Have a crazy date. Go skydiving or something!

    • C. 

      Take the person in question into an active volcano and have a picnic.

    • D. 

      You both take poison and dine in hell.

  • 11. 
    Favorite animal?
    • A. 

      Giraffe

    • B. 

      Possum

    • C. 

      A Fox covered in ants!

    • D. 

      A bald eagle...that you set on fire with a flamethrower.

  • 12. 
    Superpower?
    • A. 

      The power to fly!

    • B. 

      The power to kill anyone anywhere!

    • C. 

      The power to turn anyone into food...BUT STILL, HAVE THEM BE ALIVE WHILE THEY ARE EATEN!

    • D. 

      The power to turn yourself into a turkey on thanksgiving day.

  • 13. 
    What age would you rather be?
    • A. 

      The age you are now.

    • B. 

      Forever young baby!

    • C. 

      Old! I wanna boss people around!

    • D. 

      Dead.

  • 14. 
    Your grandmother has broken all the dishes on the floor and is flipping out and blaming it on you.
    • A. 

      Politely disagree, and respect your elders.

    • B. 

      Yell at her!

    • C. 

      Tell her she is bats**t f**king crazy and walk out.

    • D. 

      Knock her out with a baseball bat. Can't blame anyone NOW, can you?

  • 15. 
    You can go anywhere in the world!
    • A. 

      Visit someplace nice!

    • B. 

      Show up at a stadium naked during the middle of a game.

    • C. 

      Show up in the middle of a presidential speech on live tv covered in red paint.

    • D. 

      Show up in hell. I hear it's warm there this time of year.

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