Are You As Psychotic As Jesse?

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Are You As Psychotic As Jesse?

Test to see if you are as psychotic as Jesse. SOME people would flip out if they got the wrong order at the drive through, but JESSE would blow the place up with an RPG for giving him more salt packets than he wanted!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    An old man walks across the street in front of you.
    • A. 

      Let him pass.

    • B. 

      Threaten to kill him!

    • C. 

      Pull out a gun and shoot him in both legs and let the oncoming bus run him over.

    • D. 

      Follow him home and tie him to his fridge and push it out the 5th story window!

  • 2. 
    You are hungry. Your sister pours a bowl with the last of the cereal.
    • A. 

      You ask her if she can share with you/Let her be, you don't like cereal anyway.

    • B. 

      Smash the bowl into her face.

    • C. 

      Stab her in the hand with a sharpened spoon.

    • D. 

      Tie her up and eat the cereal in front of her.

  • 3. 
    You are tired and are trying to go to sleep, but the neighbors are being loud.
    • A. 

      Call the police and register a complaint.

    • B. 

      Blow up amateur grenades in their front lawn till they get the point.

    • C. 

      Smash your car through their front door blasting your music at a deafening volume.

    • D. 

      Blow their house up with dynamite. That'll quiet things up. And if it doesn't work then at least you have a few less annoying neighbors.

  • 4. 
    You are accused of murder.
    • A. 

      Deny it.

    • B. 

      Striptease the judge in the courtroom.

    • C. 

      Ask the judge if you can show them just EXACTLY how the knife thrust went.

    • D. 

      Kill everyone in the courtroom. You don't have time for pointless accusations. Everybody knows its true anyway.

  • 5. 
    You go to school and arrive ten minutes late. You are marked Tardy.
    • A. 

      Say nothing/Apologize for being late.

    • B. 

      Punch your teacher in the face.

    • C. 

      Beat your teacher up and scream "ANARCHY!" and run out of the classroom.

    • D. 

      Join the trench coat mafia.

  • 6. 
    This guy is trying to pick a fight with you.
    • A. 

      Try to resolve things

    • B. 

      Fight him fairly

    • C. 

      Fight him and go into psycho mode and have to be dragged off of him.

    • D. 

      Beat him up- but ONLY use your TEETH!

  • 7. 
    The ice cream man drove by your place, and he didn't even STOP!
    • A. 

      Try and follow him!

    • B. 

      Blow out his tires!

    • C. 

      Chase him down and shove him in his own ice cream freezer and lock it.

    • D. 

      Break into his house at night and stab his eyes out with ice cream rockets. Then sleep with his wife. Shes actually pretty hot. Ironic that an ICE CREAM MAN has a hot wife.

  • 8. 
    You create a weapon
    • A. 

      A rubber band gun.

    • B. 

      A zip gun (A homemade 22 pistol)

    • C. 

      A homemade grenade

    • D. 

      A mini nuke

  • 9. 
    You're eating at a restaurant, what do you get to eat?
    • A. 

      Just normal food.

    • B. 

      Order monkey brains. See how they react.

    • C. 

      Say "I'll take this!" Then take the nearest plate full of food and smash it on a waitress's face, then eat it off.

    • D. 

      The chef. Nothing tastes better than something that makes things taste good.

  • 10. 
    You're going on a date with someone you are interested in.
    • A. 

      Have a normal date. Movies or something.

    • B. 

      Have a crazy date. Go skydiving or something!

    • C. 

      Take the person in question into an active volcano and have a picnic

    • D. 

      You both take poison and dine in hell.

  • 11. 
    Favorite animal?
    • A. 

      Giraffe

    • B. 

      Possum

    • C. 

      A Fox covered in ants!

    • D. 

      A bald eagle...that you set on fire with a flamethrower.

  • 12. 
    Super power?
    • A. 

      The power to fly!

    • B. 

      The power to kill anyone anywhere!

    • C. 

      The power to turn anyone into food...BUT STILL HAVE THEM BE ALIVE WHILE THEY ARE EATEN!

    • D. 

      The power to turn yourself into a turkey on thanksgiving day.

  • 13. 
    What age would you rather be?
    • A. 

      The age you are now.

    • B. 

      Forever young baby!

    • C. 

      Old! I wanna boss people around!

    • D. 

      Dead.

  • 14. 
    Your grandmother has broken all the dishes on the floor and is flipping out and blaming it on you.
    • A. 

      Politely disagree, respect your elders.

    • B. 

      Yell at her!

    • C. 

      Tell her she is bats**t f**king crazy and walk out.

    • D. 

      Knock her out with a baseball bat. Can't blame anyone NOW can you?

  • 15. 
    You can go anywhere in the world!
    • A. 

      Visit someplace nice!

    • B. 

      Show up at a stadium naked during the middle of a game.

    • C. 

      Show up in the middle of a presidential speech on live tv covered in red paint.

    • D. 

      Show up in hell. I hear its warm there this time of year.