Are You A Real Emo Kid?
Have you ever wondered to yourself, "Am I an emo kid?" You think, "Well, I wear eyeliner, I have long black hair, I listen to Pierce The Veil and I cut myself." However, these things don't make you an emo kid. That's why I created this test. Take it and we'll see if you're a real emo kid or if you're just a poseur. You have only one attempt. Remember to answer honestly and think before you act. And for the love of God, please enter your real name. Good luck.
- 1.
Do you wear eyeliner?
- A.
Hell yeah! I wear it all the time.
- B.
On rare occasions.
- C.
Does it even matter?
- D.
No.
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- 2.
Name some of the bands you listen to.
- A.
Sunny Day Real Estate
- B.
Fall Out Boy(Early Work)
- C.
Black Veil Brides
- D.
Black Flag
- E.
Knapsack
- F.
Poison Idea
- G.
Paramore
- H.
My Chemical Romance
- I.
Cro-Mags
- J.
Title Fight
- K.
Sleeping With Sirens
- L.
Fall Out Boy(Recent)
- M.
Minor Threat
- N.
Plain White Ts
- O.
The Queers
- P.
Three Days Grace
- Q.
Braid
- R.
Pierce The Veil
- S.
Jawbreaker
- T.
American Football
- U.
The Used
- V.
Bad Brains
- W.
The Promise Ring
- X.
None of the above.
- Y.
Rites of Spring
- Z.
The Get Up Kids
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Fugazi
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Panic! At The Disco
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- 3.
Are you always depressed?
- A.
Yes! My life is f***ing miserable and I want to die!
- B.
Kinda.
- C.
No. I'm actually quite happy with my life.
- D.
Why should I be?
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- 4.
Do you cut yourself?
- A.
Yes! All the time!
- B.
I have a few times. Didn't really stick with it.
- C.
No. There's no reason for me to mutilate myself. Whether I have a good life or a crappy life,I can see the beauty in it.
- D.
Hell no! I wouldn't do that in a million years! I'd rather mosh.
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- 5.
Do you hate your life?
- A.
Yes! God,please kill me!
- B.
Somewhat.
- C.
No. I'm happy and very grateful for the life I have.
- D.
Hell no! What's the point?
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- 6.
Have you ever tried to kill yourself?
- A.
Yes! I try to kill myself every day!
- B.
I tried once. I'm never going to do it again.
- C.
No. I have a good life and people would miss me.
- D.
Hell no! Why would I do that?
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- 7.
Have you ever worn black,thick-framed glasses? Did you like wearing them?
- A.
Hell no! They look stupid!
- B.
I might've tried them on once. I don't know.
- C.
Yes and I liked wearing them.
- D.
Not really.
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- 8.
How would you describe yourself?
- A.
Oh,that's easy. I'm definitely emo.
- B.
I don't really know how I would describe myself.
- C.
I am myself and that's all that matters.
- D.
I don't have to. Does it matter at all how I describe myself?
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- 9.
Do you like Edgar Allen Poe's stories and poetry?
- A.
Hell no! I think Edgar Allen Poe is gay! His poems suck!
- B.
I'm not sure about that.
- C.
Yes. His poems really touched me and his stories are wonderful.
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- 10.
Do you like William Shakespeare's stories and poetry?
- A.
No! To romantic for my taste. I like sadness and misery.
- B.
I'm not sure about his stories either.
- C.
Yes. I especially like Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet. They're both so sad.
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- 11.
Have you ever worn a cardigan or skinny jeans before? Did you like them?
- A.
I've tried at least one and I liked them but it doesn't matter what I wear. I'm fine the way I am.
- B.
Skinny jeans are awesome! I don't wear them every day,though. It's not like they're the only kind of jeans in the world.
- C.
Hell yeah! I wear skinny jeans every day!
- D.
I haven't worn either and I don't know what it's like to wear them.
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- 12.
How do you style your hair? Do you dye it black?
- A.
Hell yeah! I dye my hair black and sweep my bangs in front of my eye. It's emo as Hell!
- B.
I don't really style my hair.
- C.
It doesn't matter. I could care less. All that matters is that I like it.
- D.
I like my hair short. It saves me the effort.
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- 13.
Pierce The Veil is an emo band. True or false?
- A.
True
- B.
False
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- 14.
Do you have any piercings? How many do you have?
- A.
Hell yeah! Piercings are awesome! I have at least 7.
- B.
Only a few.
- C.
No,I don't have any. It doesn't even matter to me.
- D.
Only my ears.
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- 15.
Do you have tattoos? If so,how many?
- A.
What the f*** are you talking about? Of course. I have a lot of frickin' tattoos.
- B.
I have some just not that many.
- C.
No,but does it really matter if I have tattoos or not?
- D.
Have you ever tried getting a face tattoo?
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- 16.
Is emo mainstream?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
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- 17.
What is "radio emo?"
- A.
Popular emo music such as Paramore.
- B.
I actually don't know.
- C.
An emo band who's music isn't that good and they are largely mainstream. They aren't truly emo.
- D.
Same as answer 3. I don't like when kids in high school can't tell the difference.
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- 18.
Do emo kids listen to hardcore punk?
- A.
No. It's God awful.
- B.
I don't know.
- C.
Yes. It's where they originate from.
- D.
Definitely. I've seen at least three emo kids at a punk show.
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- 19.
Do you hate people? If so,why?
- A.
Yeah,I definitely hate people! They can all suck my d***. 🖕🏻
- B.
Not really.
- C.
No. Even though some act like stuck-up bastards,I actually like being around people.
- D.
Same as answer 3. Especially those rich,little assh*** kids who pretend to be emo.
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- 20.
Do emo kids hate all people?
- A.
Yes.
- B.
No .
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- 21.
Are you attracted to dark corners?
- A.
Yes! I enjoy the darkness. It's like my soul.
- B.
Kinda.
- C.
It doesn't really matter if I am or not.
- D.
No.
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- 22.
Name things real emo kids wear.
- A.
Black shirts featuring bands such as as Pierce The Veil,Black Veil Brides and Paramore
- B.
Cardigans
- C.
Black,thick-framed glasses
- D.
Skinny jeans
- E.
Makeup
- F.
Pants of various kinds
- G.
Band pins
- H.
Adidas
- I.
Shirts featuring bands such as The Promise Ring,Jawbreaker and Sunny Day Real Estate
- J.
Converses
- K.
Vans
- L.
Band shirts with the sleeves cut off
- M.
Studded belts and wrist bands
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- 23.
Do emo kids listen to The Promise Ring?
- A.
Yes.
- B.
No,they listen to Black Veil Brides. I actually don't know who The Promise Ring is but it sounds like they suck.
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- 24.
How would you describe life?
- A.
A black hole. I hate it and everyone in it.
- B.
I'm not sure.
- C.
Even though life isn't fair,it has meaning and beauty.
- D.
Same as answer 3,except for those rich assh****.
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- 25.
Do you cuff your jeans?
- A.
Yes. I like doing it,too.
- B.
No. I don't even know what that is.
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