Are You A Dumbass? Quiz

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Are You A Dumbass? Quiz

Have you been called a dumbass before? Ever wonder if you really are one? Well, here's the quiz you can take now and find out! (If you are taking this quiz, you probably are a dumbass then. . . . ) - IF YOU SCORE LOWER THAN 55% THAN YOU'RE A DUMBASS.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Do you think you're a dumbass?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      I dunno

    • D. 

      No, but everyone says I am.

  • 2. 
    There were 100 mice perched ontop of a high wall. 1 normal mouse and 99 copycat mice. That 1 mice jamp off the wall and died. How many are left now?
    • A. 

      69

    • B. 

      99

    • C. 

      0

    • D. 

      100

  • 3. 
    Which side of your body is your left hand on when looking in a mirror?
    • A. 

      The left side

    • B. 

      The right side

    • C. 

      No frickin' idea

    • D. 

      Im a dumbass

  • 4. 
    Goldfish are very clueless animals. They have a memory span of just 5 seconds. It takes only 4.5 seconds to read this question. Could a goldfish answer this question?
    • A. 

      Yes, with 0.5 seconds to spare.

    • B. 

      No.

    • C. 

      Wait.. What was the question again?

  • 5. 
    How many times can you fold a plastic drinking straw in half?
    • A. 

      3

    • B. 

      4

    • C. 

      5

    • D. 

      Unlimited

  • 6. 
    How would you describe yourself?
    • A. 

      Perfect.

    • B. 

      Stupid. Duh! Thats why I took this quiz.

    • C. 

      Hot

    • D. 

      Ugly

  • 7. 
    Lee's parents are from China. They have 5 children. The first four are called La, Le, Li, and Lo. What is the fifth one called?
    • A. 

      Lu

    • B. 

      Lee

    • C. 

      Lala

    • D. 

      Susan

  • 8. 
    A red house is made with red bricks. A pink house is made with pink bricks. A blue house is made with blue bricks.  A black house is made with black bricks. What is a greenhouse made from?
    • A. 

      Stones

    • B. 

      Green bricks

    • C. 

      Wood

    • D. 

      Glass

  • 9. 
    If someone calls you an Aussie, what are you?
    • A. 

      Awesome!

    • B. 

      From Austria

    • C. 

      From Australia

    • D. 

      They're in love with you

  • 10. 
    Which of these is real?
    • A. 

      Santa Claus

    • B. 

      The Tooth Fairy

    • C. 

      Midgets

    • D. 

      Leprechauns

  • 11. 
    Complete the following sentence: Luke I am your __________
    • A. 

      Brother

    • B. 

      Father

    • C. 

      Uncle Bob

    • D. 

      Auntie Jane

  • 12. 
    Who invented the telephone?
    • A. 

      Albert Einstein

    • B. 

      George Washington

    • C. 

      Eminem

    • D. 

      Alexander Bell

  • 13. 
    Which of the following is the correct spelling of Mary Poppin's favourite word?
    • A. 

      Supercalafragalisticexpialladocious

    • B. 

      Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

    • C. 

      Supercalifrajillisticexpiallidoshus

    • D. 

      Supercallafragilisticexpeealladoshus

  • 14. 
    I love you. Do you love me?
    • A. 

      HELL YEAH!!

    • B. 

      No.

    • C. 

      Sort of...

    • D. 

      YEAH, RIGHT(!)