The Annoying Quiz

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The Annoying Quiz

The quiz that you might want to throw in the microwave and blow torch once your finished. . . =D


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Moo?
    • A. 

      Cow

    • B. 

      QUACK!

    • C. 

      OMG! I HATE SPIDERS!

    • D. 

      *stares at computer screen blankly* (what's for dinner tonight?)

    • E. 

      What the hell? What's the question?

  • 2. 
    Hi! My name is ___________.
  • 3. 
    • A. 

      Chicken

    • B. 

      Egg

    • C. 

      Both

    • D. 

      ...I like green eggs and ham...

    • E. 

      That's an impossible question to answer -_-...

  • 4. 
    You decided that you wanted to tell a joke to 300 people who are at a party. You start with:Knock knock.The audience answers: Who's there?Your answer:
    • A. 

      ME! (The party has arrived)

    • B. 

      I don't get it...

    • C. 

      Banana

    • D. 

    • E. 

      You don't make sense... are you just making this up as you go along?

  • 5. 
    What kind of dog am I? =3
  • 6. 
    How do you feel?
    • A. 

      I'm ok. Thanks. =]

    • B. 

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE WORLD IS GONNA END!!

    • C. 

      WHY THE HELL WOULD I TELL YOU B*TCH! (Omg...)

    • D. 

      I'm really.. .depressed.... (*hugs*)

    • E. 

      With my hands usually.

  • 7. 
    What pets have I had?
    • A. 

      A fish

    • B. 

      A dog

    • C. 

      A bunny

    • D. 

      Both B and C

    • E. 

      All of the above

  • 8. 
    You're staying at a friends house, and you don't have anything with you. You ask for...
    • A. 

      Tooth paste, I need it for my armpits.

    • B. 

      Clothes...

    • C. 

      Ok, seriously what's with all these questions? Are you like mentally retarded!? (;-; you don't have to be so mean...)

    • D. 

      Nothing

    • E. 

      VIDEO GAMES!

  • 9. 
    Name one of the best people in the world.
  • 10. 
    Is this quiz good?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      HULL YAH! HULL FRICKEN YAH!

    • C. 

      No...

    • D. 

      Why do you do this to me? These questions really don't make sense!

    • E. 

      I like kitties (me too =3)

  • 11. 
    True or false: Humans can see every color in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
  • 12. 
    Is this quiz annoying?
  • 13. 
    How's mom doing?
    • A. 

      I...I don't have a mom... (I'm sorry...)

    • B. 

      ...How's my mom? What kind of questions is that? (It's a simple question.)

    • C. 

      Mom is pretty good

    • D. 

      Makin' chili

    • E. 

      She's sick right now. (Shouldn't you be making her feel better then?)

  • 14. 
    Are you a girl or a guy?
    • A. 

      Girl

    • B. 

      Guy

    • C. 

      It

    • D. 

      Does it matter? (yes)

    • E. 

      *cricket* (...)

  • 15. 
    Are you sure?
    • A. 

      Ok that's it, I'm done with this quiz. (Wait! I was just joking! I promise the next question will be serious.)

    • B. 

      Yes!

    • C. 

      No...

    • D. 

      Are you saying I look otherwise? (Hey! I ask the questions not you!)

    • E. 

      *cricket* (Are you there?)

  • 16. 
    Ready, this is a serious question...Do you want fries with that?
    • A. 

      ...

    • B. 

      Yes

    • C. 

      NO!

    • D. 

      I'm not hungry D=

    • E. 

      Do you want apple pie with that? (Yes, yes I would)

  • 17. 
    What is the calculation for distance?
    • A. 

      WHOA! A serious question? NO WAY!

    • B. 

      Distance = the square root of delta x squared and delta y squared (o.o)

    • C. 

      D = rt

    • D. 

      *cricket* (Someone call 911)

    • E. 

      HAI!