The Annoying Quiz
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The quiz that you might want to throw in the microwave and blow torch once your finished. . . =D
- 1.Moo?
- A.
Cow
- B.
QUACK!
- C.
OMG! I HATE SPIDERS!
- D.
*stares at computer screen blankly* (what's for dinner tonight?)
- E.
What the hell? What's the question?
- 2.Hi! My name is ___________.
- 3.
- A.
Chicken
- B.
Egg
- C.
Both
- D.
...I like green eggs and ham...
- E.
That's an impossible question to answer -_-...
- 4.You decided that you wanted to tell a joke to 300 people who are at a party. You start with:Knock knock.The audience answers: Who's there?Your answer:
- A.
ME! (The party has arrived)
- B.
I don't get it...
- C.
Banana
- D.
- E.
You don't make sense... are you just making this up as you go along?
- 5.
![What kind of dog am I? =3 - ProProfs]( "What kind of dog am I? =3")
What kind of dog am I? =3 - 6.How do you feel?
- A.
I'm ok. Thanks. =]
- B.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE WORLD IS GONNA END!!
- C.
WHY THE HELL WOULD I TELL YOU B*TCH! (Omg...)
- D.
I'm really.. .depressed.... (*hugs*)
- E.
With my hands usually.
- 7.What pets have I had?
- A.
A fish
- B.
A dog
- C.
A bunny
- D.
Both B and C
- E.
All of the above
- 8.You're staying at a friends house, and you don't have anything with you. You ask for...
- A.
Tooth paste, I need it for my armpits.
- B.
Clothes...
- C.
Ok, seriously what's with all these questions? Are you like mentally retarded!? (;-; you don't have to be so mean...)
- D.
Nothing
- E.
VIDEO GAMES!
- 9.Name one of the best people in the world.
- 10.Is this quiz good?
- A.
Yes
- B.
HULL YAH! HULL FRICKEN YAH!
- C.
No...
- D.
Why do you do this to me? These questions really don't make sense!
- E.
I like kitties (me too =3)
- 11.
![True or false: Humans can see every color in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD! - ProProfs]( "True or false: Humans can see every color in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD!")
True or false: Humans can see every color in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD! - 12.Is this quiz annoying?
- 13.How's mom doing?
- A.
I...I don't have a mom... (I'm sorry...)
- B.
...How's my mom? What kind of questions is that? (It's a simple question.)
- C.
Mom is pretty good
- D.
Makin' chili
- E.
She's sick right now. (Shouldn't you be making her feel better then?)
- 14.Are you a girl or a guy?
- A.
Girl
- B.
Guy
- C.
It
- D.
Does it matter? (yes)
- E.
*cricket* (...)
- 15.Are you sure?
- A.
Ok that's it, I'm done with this quiz. (Wait! I was just joking! I promise the next question will be serious.)
- B.
Yes!
- C.
No...
- D.
Are you saying I look otherwise? (Hey! I ask the questions not you!)
- E.
*cricket* (Are you there?)
- 16.Ready, this is a serious question...Do you want fries with that?
- A.
...
- B.
Yes
- C.
NO!
- D.
I'm not hungry D=
- E.
Do you want apple pie with that? (Yes, yes I would)
- 17.What is the calculation for distance?
- A.
WHOA! A serious question? NO WAY!
- B.
Distance = the square root of delta x squared and delta y squared (o.o)
- C.
D = rt
- D.
*cricket* (Someone call 911)
- E.
HAI!
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