Animal Fursona

I'll buy myself a drink, maybe buy one of my buddies one too.

Look for a seat suitable for me.

Me and my friends'll go find a nice big table for ourselves and our mischief!

Look for a place to sit near the screen, so me and my buds can get into the game!

Probably walk right out; a bar seems to rowdy for me...

Buy a drink, and talk shit about my shitty day.

Look for some really wasted guy! Easy cash!

Get hammered, then hit on the nearest hottie!

Buy a drink, then sit away from the crowd, so shit doesn't start.

Some dick started shit, and I defended myself.

I said the wrong thing... again...

I was being witty, but they took it too seriously.

I told someone off, and they got pissed.

I don't know myself.

I was fooling around, then I did something bad...

I tried to have fun with someone that didn't like fun.

Someone got too close for comfort.

I was playing hero.

We're fighting.

I'm fighting dirty, and talking shit.

I'm trying to reason with them!

I'm fighting dirty!

I'm trying to run away!

I'm fucking angry!!! Therefore, I'm fighting like a lunatic!!!

I'm trying to smooth talk my way out of it.

I don't know what's happening, and I'm losing.

I'm fighting, and I'm not giving up at all.

I'm generally misunderstood, but for the few people that I know closely, we're tight.

It's fast paced, and constantly changing!

I sell a lot of people out for personal gain, so yeah...

I have a few friends, and we're really tight, but I can't stand the assholes outside of that circle.

I have a closely knit group of friends, and we're a really happy bunch! But when it comes to outsiders, I'm really shy.

Either you love me, or you hate me!

I'm friends with everybody, or so I like to think!

I have a few friends, that I've known for pretty much my whole life. Everyone else is just no.

I have a nice group of friends, and I'm generally well liked.

With the knowledge that my life's complete.

With everything exactly where it's supposed to be.

With all of my friends around me!

Doing something really awesome!

Peacefully.

Right next to the person closest to my heart.

With a large fortune!

Having a heart attack when I climax!!! (What! It's sounds like it would be fucking amazing!!!)

Fighting. Be it physically, or verbally.

They think I'm a loner asshole.

They think I'm a slut.

They think I shouldn't be trusted.

They think I'm grumpy.

They think I'm shy, and not sociable.

They think I'm mischievous.

They think I'm cute and playful!

They think I'm a bitch.

They think I'm loyal.

I save the "damsel in distress"

I can live my life perfectly.

I get to live forever, and have fun forever!

Ultimate. Prank.

Me and my friends get to stay together forever.

My life stops sucking.

I accumulate enough wealth to essentially buy the world!

A harem of women/men all to myself!!!

People stop thinking that I'm something I'm not.

I keep to myself until I'm around someone that knows me.

Sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll. (Proverbially speaking)

I have to use my street smarts a lot!!!

It's filled with shit, and assholes until I get to be with my special someone.

Quiet, and remote.

It's rather hyper, and crazy!

If it were any more fun, it would be turned into a reality TV show!!!

People always getting on my bad side...

Nothing exciting. It's just the American norm you could say.