Hello! You should be able to answer all these questions by reading AOA this week. One person drawn at random from the pool of high scorers will get a prize (please include your email address so we can contact you)!
Ballston Spa
Saratoga
Lake George
Schuylerville
RPI
St. Rose
The Austin School of Spa Technology
Skidmore
Steak sauce
Cheese sauce
Buffalo sauce
Mustard sauce
Lantern tours
The animatronic farmer
A boat ride
Public conscientiousness
Public concubinage
Public conjuration
State bar exam
State medical licensing exam
State spelling bee
Fins that help them swim much faster
Eyes with laser beams
Resistance to PCBs
Gills that allow them to breathe out of water
That he would grow up to be President
That he would not grow up to be President
That he would marry Eleanor
That he would become a champion golfer
Deep-fried pigs' ears
Deep-fried chicken feet
Deep-fried pork belly
Deep-fried cow tongue