Normal. I would feel naked without anything.
Comfortable. I would forget I was wearing it.
Excited. Another one for my collection!
Nothing. I wouldn't wear it if you paid me.
Casual. I wear what feels most comfortable.
Professional. Jacket or not, I'm probably wearing a button-down.
Fashionable. I know what's in, and what's totally out.
Hipster-y. I'll call it how it is. I dress to make a statement.