How Field Are You?

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How Field Are You?


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  • 1. 
    You're in a large crowd of complete strangers, and off in the distance you can vaguely hear a song that you know. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Pour your heart and soul into a loud, passionate vocal cover

    • B. 

      Sing or hum along at a reasonable volume

    • C. 

      Remain quiet and go about your business

  • 2. 
    Did you build a tank?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      What?

  • 3. 
    Do you respect gays?
    • A. 

      Fuck no

    • B. 

      Fuck yes

    • C. 

      Are we counting lesbians?

  • 4. 
    Do dikes shower?
    • A. 

      No, duh!

    • B. 

      Yes, duh!

    • C. 

      Only the girly ones, duh!

  • 5. 
    Dikes are lesbians
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 6. 
    You're walking down the street, and you see a baby snake. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Kill it!

    • B. 

      Leave it be, nature is beautiful

    • C. 

      Attempt to kill it, fail

  • 7. 
    You're taking a piss in the woods, and you happen to notice an active hornets nest. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Hit it with your hat

    • B. 

      Piss on it

    • C. 

      Run the fuck away

  • 8. 
    Do you know any Sinatra?
    • A. 

      A little

    • B. 

      What's a Sinatra?

    • C. 

      I know all the Sinatra

  • 9. 
    You're in an asbestos-filled, fire-ravaged, decrepit factory that has been condemned for demolition. You take a shit. What do you wipe with?
    • A. 

      Your hand

    • B. 

      Wallpaper

    • C. 

      Your shirt

  • 10. 
    A moderately attractive woman gives you a funny look. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Fuck her

    • B. 

      Punch her

    • C. 

      All of the above

  • 11. 
    Is this question true or false?
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 12. 
    Right or left?
    • A. 

      Left

    • B. 

      Right

  • 13. 
    You're in the woods, trespassing on private property, when you realize you have to shit. What do you wipe with?
    • A. 

      Poison Ivy

    • B. 

      Leaves

    • C. 

      The No-Trespassing Sign

  • 14. 
    You see a girl. You--
    • A. 

      Fuck Her

    • B. 

      Punch Her

    • C. 

      All of the above

  • 15. 
    One of your friends is wounded, and you're miles from civilization. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Carry them to a hospital on your back

    • B. 

      Build a gurney

    • C. 

      Eat Them

  • 16. 
    You see a sign. Why did you steal it?
    • A. 

      Because I could

    • B. 

      Because I wanted to

    • C. 

      What do you mean "why?"

  • 17. 
    What is this called?
    • A. 

      What's that?

    • B. 

      A "Christmas Tree Smell Good"

    • C. 

      An air freshener

  • 18. 
    Your brand new Mustang breaks down. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Burn it

    • B. 

      Sell it

    • C. 

      Fix it

  • 19. 
    What % dike are you?
    • A. 

      100%

    • B. 

      50%

    • C. 

      0%

  • 20. 
    Do you know how to watlz?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      I don't dance