How much Oil would a Merchant Snake, If a Merchant could Snake Oil?
A good gag is never a bad gag.
You lucky, lucky bitch!
How long has -(insert item)- been broken for?
*Rolls eyes, pulls awkward face, loosens collar*
Frickin' Shit Yeah!
Haha!
No one thinks you're funny or clever.
Coffee and Cherry Pie.
Milk & something from the bakery.
Beer, Dumplings & Fortune Cookies.
Secret Chips and a 'Pink & Tasty' (Tooheys Old & a dash of raspberry).
Any drink will do & dope cookies.
Jameson on the rocks & a Burrito
Gin & Soda and Tacos.
Collect & count money.
Watch 'Seinfeld' and eat chips.
Climb tall buildings.
Get trashy & have a good time.
Visit relatives that no one has ever heard of.
Aggressive flirting. (May include actual wrestling).
Bust out dance moves no one knew you had.
Riding my bicycle around the world.
Plucking chickens & plucking the banjo.
Collecting obscure quotes, facts & artefacts.
Watching 'Seinfeld' with my family.
Getting trashy & having a good time.
Booking the next tour.
Science and the environment and stuff.
In the drivers seat of Bambino, a.k.a 'the Juju van'.
In the driver's seat of Le Plum a.ka. 'The Juju limo'.
In the back seat of the van.
On the engine with my bag of quotes.
Next to my buddy Turk.
Shotgun.
I fly, right after a quick ciggie on the tarmac.
Jack Black
Keifer Sutherland
Danny Devito
Alicia Silverstone
Lou Diamond Phillips
Lionel Ritchie
Steve Buscemi
Oh, were you in the band? Which one were you?
Are you Augie March?
Are you my son?
Mojo's brother
Saw the Saw
A man
I once mistook MYSELF for a Snake.
Make video diaries of everything
Soul destroyer
Stage dive into the drum kit
Get drunk & fall off stage... or at least threaten to.
Play it cool
Your teeth come out of your head when you sing
As many trips to the bar as possible during the show
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