Which Carver College Of Medicine Professor Are You?

Yes, but only subtle ones.

Yes! Jokes are hilarious.

I try... but no one laughs.

My lectures are not a laughing matter.

Clear bullet points so students can just study the notes

Full paragraphs

Did someone say Comic Sans?

*Random Bullet Points *Here is a weird phrase *UA (Undefined Acronym)

Tiny. I like to be able to fit at least 8 slides on a page, but then only put about 4

Yes! I even make props and outfits!

I go fishing for responses quite a bit.

If they have a question, I suppose I can answer it right now.

Fear of being called on is the only way they’ll pay attention.

I would love it if someone would just ask a question already.

Tea and Crumpets

Canadian Bacon

Cereal or Toast

Grits

Bagels

I think you mean "quizzes."

Test over the notes. That’s what I want them to know.

Test over the notes? Why would I do I silly thing like that?

Students usually wet themselves that week.

Eh. The best I can do is a couple questions.

1 practice test should be enough

You want tests? Here, have every test I’ve ever written!

Yeah probably.

I dare you to try.

Double speed? I guess that means you aren't coming to class :(

Actually, I'm still pretty slow on double speed.

Yes... or no, depending on where you’re from...

Nope.

Yee-haw! I mean, "yes".

It's you Yanks across the pond with the accent.

Anaphase

CBaBd3C binding to RaNDOmABC

Non-keratinized stratified squamous epithelium (with goblet cells)

Rocker-bottom Feet

A bifunctional enzyme, phosphofructokinase-2~Fructose-2,6-bisphosphatase

A Pelvis

Justice.