Let's See If You Really Deserve A D.O.

17 Questions
Fashion Quizzes & Trivia

Seventeen of the hair-pullingest, nail-bitingest, eric-bafflingest questions ya ever saw.

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Which of the following is NOT an imaginary character?  (Submitted by David)
    • A. 

      Frazey Cred

    • B. 

      The Man Farting His Way to the Moon

    • C. 

      Stephanie Suggs

    • D. 

      The Goat Man

  • 2. 
    Why is there something rather than nothing? (Submitted by Parker)
    • A. 

      Because something and nothing are subjective words that can only be interpreted, not realized as truths.

    • B. 

      Because nothing is something.

    • C. 

      Because "The Nothing" was defeated in "The NeverEnding Story."

    • D. 

      42

  • 3. 
    One time I chained a _____ to a toilet.  (Submitted by Tristan)
    • A. 

      Girl

    • B. 

      Bicycle

    • C. 

      Python

    • D. 

      Toilet

  • 4. 
    Alexander feels a... (submitted by David)
    • A. 

      Warm breeze

    • B. 

      Strange pulling sensation

    • C. 

      Knife in his back

    • D. 

      Bit regretful that he abandoned his life as a prince and crashed his ship and its whole crew into an island over a dumb girl.

  • 5. 
    Which old proverb does this phrase describe: "Each vaporous mass suspended in the firmament has an interior decoration of metallic hue."  (Submitted by Cari Reeder)
    • A. 

      Three Blind Mice

    • B. 

      I like Big Butts

    • C. 

      Nietzsche's "Beyond Good and Evil"

    • D. 

      Every Cloud Has a Silver Lining

  • 6. 
    When lacking proper ingredients, this substance should be substituted for milk in cereal.  (Submitted by Parker)
    • A. 

      Beer, forming a concoction known as "Beerios"

    • B. 

      Tequila, because that's how we do it.

    • C. 

      Almond or Soy Milk, they're healthier.

    • D. 

      Milk should never be substituted.

  • 7. 
    Whiskey?  (Submitted by Parker)
    • A. 

      Yes.

    • B. 

      Yes, please.

    • C. 

      Hell yes!

    • D. 

      I can't taste this chicken.

    • E. 

      All of the above.

  • 8. 
    In a game of Maurader vs. Stalker vs. Mutalisk, who wins all the time?  (Submitted by Parker)
    • A. 

      Depends on the micro, bro.

    • B. 

      The person with more.

    • C. 

      Is there a nuclear launch detected?

    • D. 

      Koreans.

  • 9. 
    Which of the following is NOT an original Pokemon from Red & Blue?  (Submitted by David)
    • A. 

      Slowking

    • B. 

      Seadra

    • C. 

      Pinsir

    • D. 

      Lickitung

  • 10. 
    What is the correct name for a fictional, feral K-9 breed that roams the streets of Lake Worth?  (Submitted by Tristan)
    • A. 

      Houndoom

    • B. 

      Pluto

    • C. 

      Old Yeller

    • D. 

      Coyotes

  • 11. 
    If you were to jump off a bridge naked, what song would motivate you to take the leap?  (Submitted by Parker)
    • A. 

      Jumper

    • B. 

      Tears in Heaven

    • C. 

      Stairway to Heaven

    • D. 

      Gang of Rhythm

  • 12. 
    A 20-year-old male presents with real heartache. The real heart is located within the spirit sack alongside what other organ?  (Submitted by Parker)
    • A. 

      The Form

    • B. 

      The Soul

    • C. 

      Fanaticism

    • D. 

      The Jameson Receptor

  • 13. 
    You spent time in the Italian Court?  (Submitted by Parker)
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

    • C. 

      Why, yes- What better place to court italians?

    • D. 

      Both A and C

  • 14. 
    What is the last street you must turn on in order to arrive at The Magical Lake? (Submitted by David)
    • A. 

      Cromwell Marine Creek

    • B. 

      Old Decatur

    • C. 

      Ten Mile Bridge

    • D. 

      Bowman Roberts

  • 15. 
    On the Brazos Canoe trip this year, we gathered around the campfire and Parker mention an object(s) that he thought kept moving closer and closer to him, what was it?  (Submitted by Katie Reeder)
    • A. 

      Fire Fairies

    • B. 

      Canoe

    • C. 

      Tree

    • D. 

      Wolf

  • 16. 
    Please match the following characters to their corresponding items.  (Submitted by David)
    • A. The Poopsmith
    • A.
    • B. Princess Rosella
    • B.
    • C. Queen Valenice
    • C.
    • D. Commander Keen
    • D.
    • E. Mr. Bean
    • E.
    • F. Garey Busey
    • F.
    • G. Mary Poppins
    • G.
    • H. Strong Sad
    • H.
  • 17. 
    Who is the winner of the 2012 National Suture Competition?  (Submitted by Tristan)
    • A. 

      Evelyn Rosebush

    • B. 

      Rageneege

    • C. 

      Indian Joe

    • D. 

      Curtis Djonger

    • E. 

      All of the above