Talk about the weather
Say, 'hi, my name's x, how do you do?'
Recommend a good fish and chip take away place
Nod and smile and hope they come over
I'm well, thank you, and yourself?
How do you do?
Do you how do?
Thanks for asking, I'm great today! What about you?
Thanks! That's so nice of you to say, yours look great too.
Oh I hate it!
So it should it was done at a really expensive salon.
Where's the loo?
Could you point me in the direction of the Little girl's room/ little boy's room
I need a waz!
Is there a bathroom I may use please?
Please could you move?
When you just need to get your fags
When you are staying in a hotel and the fire alarm goes off in the middle of the night
To sign on at Job Centre
It doesn't affect me I'm fine
I am always aware of it and regularly check throughout the day
It's only important when you are going for an interview
I'll shower to keep you happy but ignore it when I leave here!
When you are with your mates on a night out
When everyone else uses it
It doesn't really matter what I post - only my friends can see it.
My settings are private so it doesn't matter what I post
I am always aware of what I post and how it could be interpreted