Why? Because. Because why? Well, that's a long story. Take this quiz and find out why for yourself. Or don't take the quiz. But then you won't know why.
You.
Me.
It.
Them.
Yes, you're right.
It can't be!
The legends foretold this.
My plan is coming together.
You've known all along, you fool.
I don't know, either.
We'll have to ask... THEM.
The only man who knew is dead now.
You were blinded by love for them.
Anyone would've done the same in your position.
War changes a person.
Your eyes were closed.
No, it can't be!
They were in on it the whole time.
The ultimate betrayal. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
You still don't understand.
Red pill or blue pill?
Neither could I, at first.
You'd better start believing.
It's a hard truth to swallow.
...wait.
No! You're right!
Mon dieu! Je suis français maintenant!
I don't, actually.
You're a monster!
This doesn't make any sense.
What's going on here?
Pourquoi est-ce que je suis français?
No! Not the bicycles!
No! Not the kittens!
No! Not the ducklings!
Non! Pas des stylos!
Puppies.
Aliens.
Work.
Self.
Wait!
Here's an interesting quiz for you.