2015 Perity Test

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2015 Perity Test

It's back again! The Phys Ed and Rec version of the ever-so-popular Gateway Purity Test (which we recommend you take!) Compare your score against your peers and see if you improved from last year!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 2. 
    SECTION 1: GENERAL PER KNOWLEDGE.How many bones are in the human body?
    • A. 

      216

    • B. 

      203

    • C. 

      206

    • D. 

      1... and it's biiiig ;)

  • 3. 
    • A. 

      1974

    • B. 

      1963

    • C. 

      1964

    • D. 

      1973

  • 4. 
    • A. 

      Kerry Mummery and Susan Boyle

    • B. 

      Tyson Lazaruk and Lois Arnason

    • C. 

      Meagan Hickey and Darcie Tessari

    • D. 

      Ian Reade and Basty

  • 5. 
    • A. 

      Bachelor of Arts in Rec, Sport, and Touring

    • B. 

      Bachelor in Arts of Rec, Sport, and Tourism

    • C. 

      Bachelor of Arts in Rec, Sport, and Tourism

    • D. 

      Bachelor of Acrobatics, Rope climbing, Sexual healing and Thor the god of thunder.

  • 6. 
    Who is the Dean?
    • A. 

      Keri Blue

    • B. 

      Dean McChewmin

    • C. 

      Kerry Mummery

    • D. 

      Janice Causgrove Dunn

  • 7. 
    • A. 

      Pickles and Plumsauce

    • B. 

      Goumba and Patrick

    • C. 

      Hawdawg and Steven

    • D. 

      Patches and Guba

  • 8. 
    SECTION 2: SEXUAL SECRETS.You've made out with someone from Phys Ed n Rec
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 9. 
    You've dated someone from Phys Ed n Rec
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 10. 
    You've had sex with someone from Phys Ed n Rec
    • A. 

      Truth

    • B. 

      No

  • 11. 
    You lost you V-card to someone from Phys Ed n Rec
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 12. 
    You've had sex on campus
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 13. 
    • A. 

      Yes, so warm and cozy

    • B. 

      No

  • 14. 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 15. 
    Have you ever had a threesome?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 16. 
    Did it include someone else from the Faculty?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 17. 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 18. 
    • A. 

      Yes, my fingers are curious

    • B. 

      No

  • 19. 
    Have you ever taken someone home after a FUGG Night?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 20. 
    After a PERCS Party?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 21. 
    After the Soirée?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 22. 
    Did you Bush-Fuck at Rookie Camp?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 23. 
    You've had sex with more than one person in your lifetime
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 24. 
    You've had sex with more than one person today
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 25. 
    Have you ever sent someone a Snapchat of your snits?
    • A. 

      Yes, GOOOOD MORNING!!!

    • B. 

      No

  • 26. 
    SECTION 3: OVERCONSUMPTION..Have you been to RATT?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 27. 
    Have you attended a RATT 400 Lecture?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No, I'm sorry, I promise my attendance will be higher this term

  • 28. 
    Did someone call you on Buffalo?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 29. 
    Have you played Quarters at RATT?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 30. 
    Have you competed in a Boat Race at RATT?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 31. 
    Have you played Chandeliers at RATT?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 32. 
    Have you ever gotten kicked out of RATT?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 33. 
    Have you went to class drunk?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 34. 
    Have you went to an exam drunk?
    • A. 

      Yis

    • B. 

      Nope

  • 35. 
    Have you ever cracked a beer in class?
    • A. 

      Truth

    • B. 

      No

  • 36. 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 37. 
    Have you ever done a "Tall Pour" off a balcony?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 38. 
    Have you gotten wasted at Bears hockey game?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 39. 
    Football game?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 40. 
    Have you ever slept on campus after a vicious night of drinking?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 41. 
    Have you been to Devaney's?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 42. 
    On a week day?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 43. 
    For Karaoke?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 44. 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 45. 
    Have you ever had a Bar-Ban?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 46. 
    SECTION 4: GLUTTONY Have you had a Tombstone Donair from Marco's in SUB?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 47. 
    Did you finish it in one sitting?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No, that's called "death"

  • 48. 
    Do you suck the Donair-juice out of the Donair-condom when you are finished eating a Donair?
    • A. 

      Yes of course

    • B. 

      No you sick puke

  • 49. 
    Have you had a #7 Burger from RATT?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 50. 
    Have you had Edo more than 3 times in the same week?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 51. 
    Have you eaten at Ho Ho's in HUB Mall?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 52. 
    Did you shit for days?
    • A. 

      Yes I am still shitting

    • B. 

      Click the answer above because there is no other answer ^

  • 53. 
    SECTION 4: VICES Have you tried a chewmin?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 54. 
    Did you puke?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 55. 
    Do you "literally love chewmins"?
    • A. 

      Yes, I am Alyssa Rousel

    • B. 

      No

  • 56. 
    Have you ever made out with a chewmin in?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 57. 
    Have you smoked weed?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 58. 
    Have you been to class high?
    • A. 

      Yeeahhh mannn

    • B. 

      No

  • 59. 
    • A. 

      Yooooooooo man

    • B. 

      No

  • 60. 
    Have you ever done a hard drug?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 61. 
    Have you ever chewed tobacco in class?
    • A. 

      Yisth

    • B. 

      No

  • 62. 
    Have you ever accidentally drank from your spit cup?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 63. 
    SECTION 5: SPORTS, HOBBIES, AND PASTIMES. Have you ever participated in Red-Eye?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 64. 
    Have you won a Campus Rec T-Shirt?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 65. 
    Have you played squash?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 66. 
    Have you ever played a sport in the Phys Ed lounge?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 67. 
    Have you ever been to Launch Pad?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 68. 
    Did your knees explode?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 69. 
    Have you ever played Scrotum Counters?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 70. 
    Have you ever played or witnessed the game Scrotum Hottub?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 71. 
    SECTION 6: MISC. Are you taller than 4 feet?  
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No, I'm Pygmy

  • 72. 
    Do you have a man-bun?
    • A. 

      Yes, I am Dan Starosta or Ryan O'Neil

    • B. 

      No, I am not cool enough

  • 73. 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      Yes

    • C. 

      Yes

    • D. 

      Yes

  • 74. 
    Did you puke at the St. Patty's Day Party?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 75. 
    Do you have a boyfriend?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 76. 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 77. 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 78. 
    Did you get an award at Rookie Camp?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 79. 
    Do you have the best name in the faculty?
    • A. 

      Yes, I am Trina Bloemen

    • B. 

      No

  • 80. 
    Did you get Hypnotized at the Soirée?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 81. 
    Did you sneak booze into Rookie Camp?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 82. 
    Did you make out with multiple people during the Rookie Camp Social?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 83. 
    Have you been on a PER Ski Trip?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 84. 
    Did you puke on the bus?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 85. 
    Did you puke in the hot tub?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 86. 
    Did you go to the 2334 party at Revelstoke?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 87. 
    Did your room get a noise complaint?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 88. 
    Did you throw a couch out of the window at Revelstoke?
    • A. 

      Yes, I am John

    • B. 

      No, I don't have rage problems

  • 89. 
    Do you have a Large Intestine?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No, I am Jastin Gill

  • 90. 
    Do you drink "Swole Milk"
    • A. 

      Yes, I am Spencer Sharpe

    • B. 

      No

  • 91. 
    Have you been to Kin Games?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 92. 
    Have you ever been arrested?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 93. 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 94. 
    Have you ever dressed up as a hawdawg for any occasion?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 95. 
    Have you ever had a crush on a prof?
    • A. 

      Yes, and his name is Norman Boulé

    • B. 

      No

  • 96. 
    • A. 

      Norm Boulé

    • B. 

      Tyson Lazaruk

    • C. 

      Austin Bergquist

    • D. 

      Joanna Auger

    • E. 

      Loren Chui

    • F. 

      Jody Virr

    • G. 

      Zac Robinson

    • H. 

      Pearl-Ann

  • 97. 
    Have you ever failed a University course?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 98. 
    Have you ever been on Academic Probation?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 99. 
    Have you ever plopped your dick?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 100. 
    Have you ever begged for Andrew Broad
    • A. 

      Yes, my fingers are still curious

    • B. 

      No, he smells like formaldehyde

  • 101. 
    Have you ever jumped on a bed, tarps off?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 102. 
    Do you wanna make out?
    • A. 

      Yes, I'm Leaf

    • B. 

      No, I'm Bridget

  • 103. 
    • A. 

      Physical Education and Recreation of Chewmin Shits

    • B. 

      Physical Education And Recreation Student Council

    • C. 

      Physical Education and Recreation Council of Basty

    • D. 

      Physical Education and Recreation Council of Students