Bench anyone who spoke Spanish during a game or practice
Discontinue locker room prayers
Require cheerleaders to wear leggings under their skirts
Suspend the team's five best players
DeAndre Brackensick, "American Idol" contestant
Blair Cutridge, who survived four days lost at Squaw Valley
Teko Nisho, Olympic fencer
Nolan Wiese, winner of the Facebook Hacker Challenge
An astronomical phenomenon visible in the Bay Area in June
A 17th-century masterpiece stolen from Los Angeles' Getty Museum
The top-selling "mommyporn" series
Angelina Jolie's leg
Banned plastic water bottles
Declined students' "friend" requests
Glared at someone using a phone in class
Named one position "Zuck the Weasel"
An iPad allegedly stolen from Steve Jobs' home
A mutant rat that had been sold to him as a rabbit
A priceless set of juggling balls once belonging to Sigmund Freud
A recording, made in his backyard, of a bird long thought extinct
An airport parking structure
The county jail
She abandoned her daughter with a cart full of stolen groceries.
She came in drunk and rolled soup cans down the aisle.
She clobbered a fellow shopper with a bunch of bananas after he brought 19 items to the express line.
She stashed a packet of heroin behind the frozen pizzas.
Bid for Nadia Lockyer's former seat
Slurred speech and inappropriate laughter
Unexplained five-day absence
The driver, barely alive in the underbrush
The driver's cat, hiding under the seat
Seventy pounds of marijuana in the spare tire well
A Vespa wedged in its undercarriage
A disease transmitted by mice
Heart attacks on the Upper Yosemite Falls trail
Lightning strikes on Half Dome