She has never read the “Twilight” books.
She cheated on boyfriend and co-star Robert Pattinson.
She has been on Team Jacob this whole time.
Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth filed for divorce.
Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald filed for divorce.
Someone finally told Taylor Lautner that Taylor Swift had broken up with him.
Puking from a balcony.
Crying at a Celine Dion concert.
Playing a game of strip billiards with topless women.
Challenged Angelina Jolie to a fistfight.
Robbing a liquor store.
Starring in a porn film.
Getting an actual job.
More film opportunities.
The pastries, duh.
He was asked to pose in Playgirl.
He was hired to strip at Jennifer Aniston’s bachelorette party.
People magazine named him Sexiest Man Alive.
Enrolled in college to get a degree in political science.
Joined the Peace Corps.
God help us, had a baby.
His 3-month-old daughter.
A Swedish female volleyball team.
Taking a film role with a critically acclaimed indie director.
Starring as Elizabeth Taylor in a low-budget Lifetime Channel movie.
Picking her nose.
Kissing Prince Harry.
Engaging in a series of high-profile affairs.
Tying the knot with actress Blake Lively.
Joining a monastery, because really, it just doesn’t get better than Scarlett Johansson.
He doesn’t use Just for Men Touch of Gray.
Even he doesn’t like his daytime talk show.
Klum was having an affair with her bodyguard.
Klum broke down and revealed she hates “Kiss From a Rose.”
They’d run out of kooky ideas for their annual vow-renewal ceremonies.
Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell.
Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson.
Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman.
As a dare.
As Internet “Twilight” fan fiction.
To help herself get over a bad relationship.
A new character on “South Park.”
Paris Hilton's new DJ boyfriend.
The dude who released Hulk Hogan's sex tape.
Her adopted brother.
Her mother's former boyfriend, Ray J.
In the middle of a Scientology auditing session.
During a film shoot overseas.
On his birthday.