Give up cheese.
Give up oral sex.
Lick butter from a homeless person’s toes.
Have sex with a wild gorilla.
Have Cheetos fingers for the rest of your life.
Have a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your throat for the rest of your life.
Sandpaper as toilet paper.
Hot sauce as eye drops.
Never have access to the internet.
Have Nicolas Cage always be within 1 meter of you.
Have permanent clown face.
Have permanent clown clothes.
Have legs as long as your fingers.
Have fingers as long as your legs.
Have pubic hair for teeth.
Have teeth for pubic hair