I am a dude
I am a girly
I was born on Mars
I am a computer tech
I hack computers for a lving
Work? What is that?
I love growing veggies
I do..something else
I have my own mansion
I live with parents
I live in the server room
I live in a black hole
Dude! I am already married with kids!
Nerds don't have such a thing!
I would love to date a klingon!
Ofcourse i have one!
Dude! I already told you before! I am married!
Last week! Honestly!
Less than 6 months ago
Sex? what is that?
Does cyber sex count too?
I shower at least 3 times a day (because my mommy tells me to do so)
I wear my underwear at least one week.
I rebuild my shower to be the server room!
I bought this personal hygiene robot on a space fare last month. Cleans me in and out everyday! Great!
Grooming? What is that?
Marsians don't have hair!
I'd shave my pubic area if i have a bf/gf
I love my hair down there!
Everything for a kiss!
I'd invite him/her for good game of Pong
The works (flowers, restaurant, cinema)
I always have sex on the first date!