Send out my evil minions to destroy them!
Quickly shoot them down, with respect if they deserve it.
Chop off their heads and stand over their bodies yelling: "for Balin!"
Bite their fingers off and push them off a cliff.
Pick it up, head to mount doom and bind them.
Try to break it.
Consider it, stick it in the fire, see the markings and wonder what it says.
Fondle it and say repeatedly: "My precious"
Take up the responsibility and be a good and just king who holds his land for his entire reign.
Cook up some fried fish and taters.
Rub your finger and say, no I'd rather go on that boat over there.
Say: no, I'm already a prince.
Stab and punch them. That'll teach 'im.
Ignore him, then get him when his back is turned.
Blow him up.
Chop off the most painful places you can think of.
Hit him on the head with a pan, just in case he's kidding.
Ask him why he thinks that, then debate, and if he doesn't agree, call on some men from Belfalas.
Agree, then track down his family.
Ignore him and continue fighting the Mumakil you are killing.
Get really angry at him and flay him.
Pull another one out, plus an axe or two and throw them at him, then throw the tower of Dul Goldur at him.
I don't have a sword.
Pitch him into the fire.
Hand a week's worth of food to them, your country can spare a lot.
Give some Lembas to them and a barrel of water.
Hand them a crate of salted pork and a bucket of tobacco.
Cook them a feast and come back every night for the rest of your life.
Bite off the nearest ring finger and fall into some nice cozy burning searing killing lava.
Bind some rings and be kinda powerful.
Save your best pal from falling into the lava.
Disappear and go back to the black gate where you're supposed to be.