No - I'm not a freak.
YES! ALL THE TIME!!!
Barely - but when I do, I stop immediately.
Life sucks, and then you die.
Cock-a-doodle-doo! The duck says moo!
Italian Eskimos smell my shoelaces every Tuesday after their turkey baths.
Bursting out in Christmas music
Telling a funny joke
Talking about the weather
Get up in front of the whole class just to fart
Get up in front of the whole class to read a poem
Get up on a desk and do an Irish step dance while eating string cheese obnoxiously
Talking to yourself about monkeys
Mumbling a song
Laughing at a kind of funny joke
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! -what's so funny?
*sarcastically* Ha ha that's so funny
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