Are You Fat Quiz

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Are You Fat Quiz

"Am I too fat? Am I fat or skinny? If I'm fat, how fat am I? " Are you worried about being fat? Take this quiz!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Do you drink Coke Zero?
    • A. 

      Yeah! It doesn't taste all that bad.

    • B. 

      No. I drink Coke.

    • C. 

      I've tried it, but I still prefer Coke.

    • D. 

      I only drink mineral water.

  • 2. 
    You overhear someone thinner than you complain that they're too fat. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Pout and think, wow, they must have no problems at all.

    • B. 

      Smack them. (Well, not literally...but in my head, they totally got the smackdown.)

    • C. 

      Laugh. Woah, they've got a whacked out self-image.

    • D. 

      Laugh, and think, "Yeah...they are pretty fat"

  • 3. 
    Okay, you decide to try something on. You're looking at yourself in the mirrors at the store. You think:
    • A. 

      "That's it, no more solid food"

    • B. 

      "These mirrors must be...broken or something."

    • C. 

      "Hmm, it's cute!"

    • D. 

      "Oh CRAP! Where did I go?-Oh wait, there I am."

  • 4. 
    Do you feel comfortable naked?
    • A. 

      Not at all.

    • B. 

      Of course I do!

    • C. 

      Usually. Maybe with the lights off.

    • D. 

      No...if I just got down to 90lbs I'd be perfect.

  • 5. 
    During recess, when picking teams, you were usually picked when?
    • A. 

      Usually last.

    • B. 

      First or Second

    • C. 

      Third or Fourth.

    • D. 

      Sports are for suckers.

  • 6. 
    What do your friends say about your weight?
    • A. 

      They encourage me to lose weight.

    • B. 

      Nothing, they're all fat, too!

    • C. 

      They say I look good.

    • D. 

      They say I look good, but I still think I could lose about 10 lbs.

  • 7. 
    You're at home and bored on a rainy Saturday afternoon. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Sitting around is always fun.

    • B. 

      Watch TV and tell all the stick figure celebrities they suck.

    • C. 

      I call up my friends to chat or read.

    • D. 

      It's the perfect opportunity to work out for another 3 hours.

  • 8. 
    Do you count calories?
    • A. 

      I start the day counting, and then give up around three when I inhale a Snickers bar.

    • B. 

      No. What's the point? I eat what I like.

    • C. 

      Not really, but I try not to eat anything that's too terrible.

    • D. 

      Every. Single. One. But it's not hard to count to 100.