Direct them to the door of the weird old lady whose house people enter but never return from...
Invite them to your house, and give them a long description about each of the nearest hotels.
Send them to the nearest one you can think of, but you aren't sure of the quickest way
Try to cheat them
Ignore them, duh!
Leave the person you are with and go with the weirdo
Invite them into your group
Never think of it
Pretend you don't realise she's hungry. They should have remembered her own money!
Give them loads of money, and tell them to buy whatever they want
Offer them a bit of your sandwich
I will get her lunch
Walk on by.
Go and pick it up, take it home and find out who it belongs to.
Try and get it out of the road and guide it towards the park.
I ask someone's help
Tell them you already have plans.
Cancel your plans and go help out your mate.
Say you'll do it if your friends can come round as well.
I think even think of this situation
Bitch about them - but a lot more
Go round and tell them you forgive them.
Go and shout at them.
Refuse to talk to them ever again
Tell them you think they were meant to be
Find them, and slap/punch the both of them
Beg your parents till they let you go, and if they don't, be in a temper for the next week
Understand that your parents are only thinking or you.
I will be silent
Run after him, scream at him, kick him till he cries, then walk away
Tell him you forgive his behaviour.
Try to make them cool