aliens: Back in the day, r/conspiracy used to talk about these mysterious foreign beings
zionists: The bigger, badder (((Jews)))
noplanes: This 9/11 theory somehow believes that CGI planes hit the Twin Towers and a missile hit the Pentagon, despite thousands of witnesses
obama: Actually a CIA plant, married to a transgender woman, wanted to take your guns, still awaiting his martial law and third term
4chan: Where anons and LARPers meet, the best stories are broken
jews: When in doubt, blame them
tptb: Catch-all acronym that every bad guy is a part of
falseflag: Sandy Hook, Boston Bombing, Pulse Shooting, San Bernadino Shooting, etc.
illuminati: Thanks to Dan Brown, this super secret group rules the world
fluoride: The government puts this in your water for mind control or calcifying your pineal gland or something
putin: Trump's best friend and man crush, he also fights the evil globalists
msm: Fake News, except Fox
pizzagate: Somehow, every conspiracy now links back to this basement-less theory
shill: How to respond when someone disagrees with you
larp: What Top Minds do when they play make believe 
rothschild: Take the entire wealth of Earth and triple it and you still only have half of the wealth that this family name owns
hillary: Everyone's favorite whataboutism, this person kills everybody else
jetfuel: You won't believe this one thing that can't melt steel beams!
jfk: This famous president was assassinated by George H. W. Bush, Obama, or the CIA, depending on the day of the week
globalist: These people are evil because they want to make the whole world united and a better place?
vaccines: Fuck autism, polio isn't bad, amirite?
brigading: r/conspiracy's go-to excuse everytime an anti-Trump article gets upvoted
freefall: The speed at which the Twin Towers fell
cheesepizza: This American cultural food icon means something far different than you realize. But eating it, which I know you are right now, you are supporting the darkest of humanity's crimes.
fakenews: CNN, the MSM, any source of news that isn't 4chan, InfoWars, or Breitbart
dnc: This hilarious American political party has all the power in the world, kills everybody, and makes the most silly of blunders!
trump: He fights the globalists, plays 48D tic-tac-toe, and fights for us everyday people
flatearth: What NASA spends trillions of dollars every year to keep people from learning
bigpharma: This industry owns the cure the cancer, AIDS, and many other diseases, but they just want you money, man
rapist: BILL CLINTON IS ONE OF THESE
chemtrails: Another form of government mind control because clouds are scary
sethrich: HIS NAME IS