Doggie Humor Brain Teaser

What animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw
What dog breed will chase after anything that’s colored red?
A Bulldog
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags his tail and the other tags a whale!
Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares their guide dog!
How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees?
By their bark
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A Bloodhound
Where do young dogs sleep when they camp out?
Pup Tents
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee
You have two dogs. How can you give one away, yet keep both?
Give one away and name the other dog 'both'
What is the difference between a football player and a dog?
A football player has a whole uniform, but a dog only pants.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound
What do these three things have in common: Diamonds, Dogs, and Double plays?
They're all best friends. A diamond is a girl's best friend, a dog is a man's best friend, and a double play is a pitcher's best friend.
End Of Game
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