Quietly give him all my money and call the police after he is gone.
Rush him, beat him into submission and steal his money. See how he likes it.
Give him my money, but follow him home, break down his door and burn his house around him.
Simply refuse to give him my money, let him shoot me if he really dares.
Nothing, it is none of my business
Track them down, film it and give the tape to my third friend
Talk to the two of them, encourage them to stop, and offer not to tell if they do
Talk to the third friend and tell him what is going on
Tell the story all over, destroying all three reputations
The first, he/she is the calmest and most practical of the bunch.
The second, he/she is beautiful and easy for me to manipulate.
The third, they keep life fun and interesting.
All at once, I shouldn't have to choose, and I don't have the time to juggle them all.
Each in turn, just so long as none of the others find out.
Find the owner, asking everyone on the sidewalk
Pocket it and spend it at your convenience
Retrieve it and put it into your savings account
Leave it where it is, you don't have any business with it
None, children are a bother
1 or 2, a few children are easy to manage and bring joy into life
3-5, big families are good for you, and give your children social experiences
6+ children, families are full of joy and it is your directive to produce more so the world can grow
I don't know I can't keep track
Early morning, before 6am
Late morning 9-11 am
Whenever, I don't keep track
Social situations, selling things, talking to people, explaining concepts
Physical labor, lifting, building, anything with my hands
Paperwork, difficult technical concepts, and mathematics
Writing, creative process', drawing
Go snowboarding or skiing
Get together with friends and play video games
Party hard like an animal
Prepare for the next week and relax
Not good looking
Never, the opposite sex is not for me
Often and with anyone as drunk as I am
Often and with those who I deem worthy
Rarely, and only with those I deem worthy
Whenever I find someone who is good looking and easy to woo