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What Is The Name Of Your Guardian Angel?

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What Is The Name Of Your Guardian Angel?

This is a seriously non-canonical quiz which may or may not help/hinder your spiritual development by suggesting a name for you guardian angel- rather like those 'name your dog' guides that you don't necessarily trust. . . *You guardian angel/God Himself have the final say on this. Please don't sue us if you find out that he/she isn't called what we say he/she is called.

Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Are you serious in taking this quiz?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 2. 
    Are you sorry for what you've done?
    • A. 

      I'm not sorry for what I did!!!!!!

    • B. 

      ...Yesssss.

  • 3. 
    Are you right handed or left handed?
    • A. 

      Right-handed

    • B. 

      Left-handed

    • C. 

      I'm a writer.

  • 4. 
    Do you value your ring finger?
    • A. 

      Yes, hands off.

    • B. 

      No, because it was bitten off a while back.

  • 5. 
    Who is Jesus's wife?
    • A. 

      Mary Magdalene

    • B. 

      The One Holy Apostolic Catholic Church

  • 6. 
    Do you declare Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour, and thus are assured of salvation?
    • A. 

      Yes!

    • B. 

      Yes, but I'm not assured of salvation. Assurance of salvation is presumption, a mortal sin against the Holy Spirit. Thus I need my Guardian Angel to pray for me, that I may "persevere to the end" and not become an insecure heretic who needs to convince himself that he cannot possibly lose his salvation *coughLUTHERcough*

  • 7. 
    Who will you throw your lot in with when faced with the devil, except for Jesus?
    • A. 

      Mary

    • B. 

      Michael

  • 8. 
    These books you've written, are they about Guardian Angels?
    • A. 

      They're about all sorts of things.

    • B. 

      They're about Guardian Angels! How to do it! Ahhh!!!!