The Impossible Quiz

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  • 1. 
    How many holes in a polo?
    • A. 

      One.

    • B. 

      Two.

    • C. 

      Three.

    • D. 

      Four.


  • 2. 
    Can a match box?
    • A. 

      Yes.

    • B. 

      No.

    • C. 

      No, but a tin can.

    • D. 

      Yes, one beat Mike Tyson.


  • 3. 
    .sdrawkcab noitseuq siht rewsnA
    • A. 

      K.O

    • B. 

      What?

    • C. 

      I don't understand.

    • D. 

      Tennis elbow.


  • 4. 
    What is the square root of ONION?
    • A. 

      28.

    • B. 

      Carrot.

    • C. 

      Shallots.

    • D. 

      Pi.


  • 5. 
    The answer is really big.
    • A. 

      ANSWER.

    • B. 

      Really big.

    • C. 

      Infinity.

    • D. 

      An elephant.


  • 6. 
    Choose FOOD.
    • A. 

      Chair.

    • B. 

      Eyeball.

    • C. 

      Dentures.

    • D. 

      Pen.

    • E. 

      Gloves.


  • 7. 
    What follows December 2nd?
    • A. 

      December 3rd.

    • B. 

      N.

    • C. 

      A question mark.

    • D. 

      142 dwarves.


  • 8. 
    What can you put in a bucket to make it lighter?
    • A. 

      Gypsies.

    • B. 

      Torch.

    • C. 

      A hole.

    • D. 

      Canned laughter.


  • 9. 
    What is the 7th letter of the alphabet?
    • A. 

      G.

    • B. 

      H.

    • C. 

      I.

    • D. 

      J.


  • 10. 
    Deal or no deal?
    • A. 

      Deal!

    • B. 

      No deal!

    • C. 

      Seal!

    • D. 

      No seal!


  • 11. 
    The choice is yours.
    • A. 

      +1 life.

    • B. 

      -1 life.

    • C. 

      Escape!!

    • D. 

      +1 skip.


  • 12. 
    Save changes to "untitled"?
    • A. 

      Yes.

    • B. 

      No.

    • C. 

      Cancel.

    • D. 

      Bran.


  • 13. 
    How do you kill a werewolf?
    • A. 

      Shoe polish.

    • B. 

      Gravy granules.

    • C. 

      Black pudding.

    • D. 

      Cillit bang.


  • 14. 
    Which of these place names does NOT exist?
    • A. 

      Germansweek.

    • B. 

      Bitchfield.

    • C. 

      Arsefacey.

    • D. 

      Blubberhouses.

    • E. 

      Brown Willy.

    • F. 

      Budd's Titson Twatt.


  • 15. 
    What flavour is cardboard?
    • A. 

      Honey.

    • B. 

      Pork scratchings.

    • C. 

      Egg mayonnaise.

    • D. 

      Talc.


  • 16. 
    What are the main ingredients of shampoo?
    • A. 

      Cricket crap.

    • B. 

      Babycham and human faeces.

    • C. 

      Rocks and sausages.

    • D. 

      Cats and whelks.


  • 17. 
    What do you call a wingless fly?
    • A. 

      A flap.

    • B. 

      A walk.

    • C. 

      A plum.

    • D. 

      Jason.


  • 18. 
    Can you get this question wrong?
    • A. 

      No.

    • B. 

      Nope.

    • C. 

      No way.

    • D. 

      Of course not.


  • 19. 
    Mary Rose sat on a pin.
    • A. 

      O rly?

    • B. 

      Mary Rose.

    • C. 

      Burst her piles.

    • D. 

      Ahahahaaha!


  • 20. 
    Bridget makes eveyone...
    • A. 

      Gay.

    • B. 

      Straight.

    • C. 

      B1

    • D. 

      Tom Cruise.


  • 21. 
    Snake? Snake!?
    • A. 

      Snake!

    • B. 

      Snaaaake!

    • C. 

      Snake?

    • D. 

      Snail!


  • 22. 
    REMEMBER: Blue, Red, Blue, Yellow
    • A. 

      O. K.

    • B. 

      What.

    • C. 

      I can't!

    • D. 

      GTFO.


  • 23. 
    Shanghai?
    • A. 

      Is indeed the largest city in China.

    • B. 

      Never been.

    • C. 

      Why is there a question mark?

    • D. 

      No, about 20cm off the ground.


  • 24. 
    What is the digestive system?
    • A. 

      A series of organs designed to break down food an extract energy and nutrients.

    • B. 

      A games console for wholemeal biscuits.

    • C. 

      Something invented by vicars.

    • D. 

      Cheese.


  • 25. 
    On the subject of Dracula, what is his favorite food?
    • A. 

      Blood.

    • B. 

      Urine.

    • C. 

      Chicken cow mein.

    • D. 

      Shepard's pie.


  • 26. 
    What are chicken mcnuggets made of?
    • A. 

      100% chicken.

    • B. 

      Tasteless white filth.

    • C. 

      Soil.

    • D. 

      Win.


  • 27. 
    Which is true?
    • A. 

      PSP > DS

    • B. 

      DS > PSP

    • C. 

      PSP = DS

    • D. 

      EGG > 28


  • 28. 
    Are you enjoying the quiz?
    • A. 

      No.

    • B. 

      Yes.

    • C. 

      I'm lovin' it.

    • D. 

      LOL, 28.


  • 29. 
    My dog's got no nose. How does it smell?
    • A. 

      Terrible.

    • B. 

      Like piss.

    • C. 

      Using its anus.

    • D. 

      How am I supposed to know?


  • 30. 
    How many questions does this quiz have?
    • A. 

      100.

    • B. 

      200.

    • C. 

      No one knows that.

    • D. 

      You can't really class this as a quiz...


  • 31. 
    Deja vu?
    • A. 

      Four.

    • B. 

      100.

    • C. 

      Cillit bang.

    • D. 

      +1 life.


  • 32. 
    Sell your liver to...
    • A. 

      Filthy Romanians.

    • B. 

      Satan.

    • C. 

      Anne Frank.

    • D. 

      4chan for the LULZ.


  • 33. 
    What does "D. N. A." stand for?
    • A. 

      Deoxyribonucleic acid.

    • B. 

      Do not abbriviate.

    • C. 

      Doormat, nice abacus.

    • D. 

      National Dyslexic Association.


  • 34. 
    I'm green and I have sticky balls. Who am I?
    • A. 

      The Incredible Hulk.

    • B. 

      He-man.

    • C. 

      The prince.

    • D. 

      Slippy toad.


  • 35. 
    What magical property do dog eggs contain?
    • A. 

      Eternal youth.

    • B. 

      Blindness.

    • C. 

      Oddles of cash.

    • D. 

      Invincibility.


  • 36. 
    How many times has Michael Jackson had a nose job?
    • A. 

      Thrice.

    • B. 

      Twice.

    • C. 

      Once.

    • D. 

      Nonce.


  • 37. 
    What do you get if you put a number 1 into your calculator and then add a number 2?
    • A. 

      3.

    • B. 

      12.

    • C. 

      A right mess.

    • D. 

      Error!


  • 38. 
    How many times have you had to restart?
    • A. 

      None!

    • B. 

      1-5 times.

    • C. 

      6-9 times.

    • D. 

      10+ times.


  • 39. 
    Can you STILL remember? (One at a time!)THE PATTERN: _____, _____, _____, _____
    • A. 

      Red.

    • B. 

      Green

    • C. 

      Orange

    • D. 

      Yellow.

    • E. 

      Blue.

    • F. 

      Pink.


  • 40. 
    Can you STILL remember? (One at a time!)THE PATTERN: Blue, _____, _____, _____
    • A. 

      Red.

    • B. 

      Green.

    • C. 

      Orange.

    • D. 

      Yellow.

    • E. 

      Blue.

    • F. 

      Pink.


  • 41. 
    Can you STILL remember? (One at a time!)THE PATTERN: Blue, Red, _____, _____
    • A. 

      Red.

    • B. 

      Green.

    • C. 

      Orange.

    • D. 

      Yellow.

    • E. 

      Blue.

    • F. 

      Pink.


  • 42. 
    Can you STILL remember? (One at a time!)THE PATTERN: Blue, Red, Blue, _____
    • A. 

      Red.

    • B. 

      Green.

    • C. 

      Orange.

    • D. 

      Yellow.

    • E. 

      Blue.

    • F. 

      Pink.


  • 43. 
    How many holes in two polos?
    • A. 

      One.

    • B. 

      Two.

    • C. 

      Three.

    • D. 

      Four.


  • 44. 
    FINAL QUESTION: Use all 7 skips.
    • A. 

      SKIP.

    • B. 

      SKIP.

    • C. 

      SKIP.

    • D. 

      SKIP.

    • E. 

      SKIP.

    • F. 

      SKIP.

    • G. 

      SKIP.


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