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The Impossible Quiz!!

64 Questions
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In this quiz there will be silly questions and silly answers.

Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How many holes in a polo?
    • A. 

      One

    • B. 

      Two

    • C. 

      Three

    • D. 

      Four

  • 2. 
    Can a match box?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      No, but tin can

    • D. 

      Yes, one beat Mike Tyson

  • 3. 
    The square root of onion is?
    • A. 

      Shallots

    • B. 

      28

    • C. 

      Carrot

    • D. 

      A table

  • 4. 
    The answer is really big.
    • A. 

      THE ANSWER

    • B. 

      An Elephant

    • C. 

      Infinity

    • D. 

      Really Big

  • 5. 
    "Choose Food"
    • A. 

      Glove

    • B. 

      Eyeball

    • C. 

      Teeth

    • D. 

      Pen

    • E. 

      Chair

  • 6. 
    What follows December 2nd?
    • A. 

      December 3rd

    • B. 

      N

    • C. 

      A Question Mark

    • D. 

      142 Dwarfs

  • 7. 
    What sound does a bell make?
    • A. 

      F 'taang!

    • B. 

      Whoop!

    • C. 

      Froon!

    • D. 

      Bang!

  • 8. 
    What can you put in a bucket to make it lighter?
    • A. 

      Gypsies

    • B. 

      A torch

    • C. 

      A hole

    • D. 

      Canned laughter

  • 9. 
    Neigh! Whinny!
    • A. 

      Duck

    • B. 

      Dog

    • C. 

      Pig

    • D. 

      Horse

  • 10. 
    What is the 7th letter of the alphabet?
    • A. 

      G

    • B. 

      J

    • C. 

      H

    • D. 

      I

  • 11. 
    Stop...
    • A. 

      Bucket

    • B. 

      Banana

    • C. 

      Hammer

    • D. 

      House

  • 12. 
    Deal or No deal?
    • A. 

      Seal!

    • B. 

      No Seal!

    • C. 

      No Deal!

    • D. 

      Deal!

  • 13. 
    Save changes to 'untitiled'?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      Cancel

    • D. 

      Bran

  • 14. 
    How do you kill a werewolf?
    • A. 

      Shoe Polish

    • B. 

      Gravy Granules

    • C. 

      Black Pudding

    • D. 

      Cilit Bang

  • 15. 
    Which of these place names doesn't exist?
    • A. 

      Germansweek

    • B. 

      Arsefacey

    • C. 

      Blubberhouses

    • D. 

      Hermitagefield

  • 16. 
    What flavor is cardboard?
    • A. 

      Honey

    • B. 

      Pork Scratchings

    • C. 

      Egg Mayonnaise

    • D. 

      Talc

  • 17. 
    What are the main ingredients of shampoo?
    • A. 

      Cricket Crap

    • B. 

      Babycham and Human Faeces

    • C. 

      Rocks and Sausages

    • D. 

      Cats and Whelks

  • 18. 
    How many letters in his hand?
    • A. 

      7

    • B. 

      5

    • C. 

      2

    • D. 

      6

  • 19. 
    What do you call a wingless fly?
    • A. 

      A flap

    • B. 

      A plum

    • C. 

      Jason

    • D. 

      A walk

  • 20. 
    • A. 

      No

    • B. 

      Of Course Not

    • C. 

      Nope

    • D. 

      No Way

  • 21. 
    Mary Rose sat on a pin.
    • A. 

      O Rly?

    • B. 

      Mary Rose

    • C. 

      Burst Her Piles

    • D. 

      AHAHAHAHAHA!

  • 22. 
    I have a duck, people say there's something wrong with it, they say it has something other ducks don't have, I will list the main body parts my duck has, what do you think is wrong with him?
    • A. 

      Afro

    • B. 

      Beak

    • C. 

      Feathers

    • D. 

      Mouth

  • 23. 
    Bridget makes everyone....
    • A. 

      Gay

    • B. 

      Straight

    • C. 

      B1

    • D. 

      Tom Cruise

  • 24. 
    Snake?Snake?!
    • A. 

      Snake!

    • B. 

      Snaaaake!

    • C. 

      Snake?

    • D. 

      Snail

  • 25. 
    Shanghai?
    • A. 

      Is indeed the largest city in China.

    • B. 

      Never been

    • C. 

      Why is there a question mark?

    • D. 

      No, about 20 centimeters off the ground

  • 26. 
    (Y)
    • A. 

      Thumbs Up

    • B. 

      Thunder

    • C. 

      Smiley Face

    • D. 

      Sheep

  • 27. 
    What are chicken mcnuggets made of?
    • A. 

      100% Chicken

    • B. 

      Soil

    • C. 

      Tasteless White Filth

    • D. 

      Win

  • 28. 
    Which is true?
    • A. 

      PSP > DS

    • B. 

      DS > PSP

    • C. 

      DS = PSP

    • D. 

      EGG > 28

  • 29. 
    Are you enjoying the quiz?
    • A. 

      LOL, 69

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      Yes

    • D. 

      I'm lovin it!

  • 30. 
    My dog's got no nose, how does it smell?
    • A. 

      Terrible

    • B. 

      Like Pee

    • C. 

      Using its anus

    • D. 

      How am I supposed to know?

  • 31. 
    Oh, Christ...
    • A. 

      -

    • B. 

      +

    • C. 

      -

    • D. 

      -

  • 32. 
    You are my candy girl.
    • A. 

      Marmalade

    • B. 

      Sugar

    • C. 

      Jam

    • D. 

      Honey

  • 33. 
    DEJA VU?
    • A. 

      Four

    • B. 

      100

    • C. 

      Cilit Bang

    • D. 

      Skip

  • 34. 
    The choice is yours.
    • A. 

      Skip

    • B. 

      Stop

    • C. 

      Quit

    • D. 

      Cancel

  • 35. 
    What magical property do dog eggs contain?
    • A. 

      Enternal Youth

    • B. 

      Blindness

    • C. 

      Oodles of Cash

    • D. 

      Invincinbility

  • 36. 
    How many times has Michael Jackson had a nose job?
    • A. 

      Once

    • B. 

      Twice

    • C. 

      Thrice

    • D. 

      Nonce

  • 37. 
    What do you get if you put a number one into a calculator and add a number two?
    • A. 

      3

    • B. 

      12

    • C. 

      A right mess

    • D. 

      Error!

  • 38. 
    How many holes in two polos?
    • A. 

      One

    • B. 

      Two

    • C. 

      Three

    • D. 

      Four

  • 39. 
    Where does the general keep his armies?
    • A. 

      Barracks

    • B. 

      In the bin

    • C. 

      Up his sleevies

    • D. 

      Madagascar

  • 40. 
    Which of the following do you need to build a greenhouse?
    • A. 

      Bricks

    • B. 

      Paint

    • C. 

      Glass

    • D. 

      Vodka

  • 41. 
    Which is biggest?
    • A. 

      Earth

    • B. 

      Mars

    • C. 

      Milky Way

    • D. 

      Galaxy

  • 42. 
    How many letters in this sentence?
    • A. 

      28

    • B. 

      29

    • C. 

      8

    • D. 

      666

  • 43. 
    Where does the great wall of China start?
    • A. 

      The chinese border

    • B. 

      Hull

    • C. 

      Over There

    • D. 

      10 Letters in

  • 44. 
    What do germans water there gardens with?
    • A. 

      Rain

    • B. 

      Urine

    • C. 

      Ears

    • D. 

      Lederhosen

  • 45. 
    What is god?
    • A. 

      Jesus's Dad

    • B. 

      Creator of the Universe

    • C. 

      Dog backwards

    • D. 

      A large man with a very nice beard

  • 46. 
    What is spider-man's favorite food?
    • A. 

      Cheese

    • B. 

      Fly Sandwiches

    • C. 

      Crab Sticks

    • D. 

      Horse

  • 47. 
    What is candy floss made out of?
    • A. 

      Pink Clouds

    • B. 

      Cotton

    • C. 

      Fluff

    • D. 

      Sugar

  • 48. 
    Which of the following can be found under the sea?
    • A. 

      Crabs

    • B. 

      Space

    • C. 

      China

    • D. 

      Nipples

  • 49. 
    Whan is a door not a door?
    • A. 

      When it's a pig

    • B. 

      When it's a knob

    • C. 

      When it's a cheesecake

    • D. 

      When it's a jar

  • 50. 
    A flock of seagulls aproach you, what do you do?
    • A. 

      Kick them through a window

    • B. 

      Run, Run so far away.

    • C. 

      Fart on them

    • D. 

      Punch their tiny kidneys

  • 51. 
    How many holes in a rolo?
    • A. 

      Zero

    • B. 

      One

    • C. 

      Two

    • D. 

      Three

    • E. 

      Four

  • 52. 
    How do you get to whales in a car?
    • A. 

      One in the front, One in the back

    • B. 

      You don't.

    • C. 

      Drive down the m4

    • D. 

      You're an idiot!

  • 53. 
    "Pick Nose"
    • A. 

      Nose

    • B. 

      Eye

    • C. 

      Snot

    • D. 

      Lips

    • E. 

      Finger

  • 54. 
    Kill yourself, fast!
    • A. 

      Alive

    • B. 

      Death

    • C. 

      No, I wanna stay alive

    • D. 

      Never!

  • 55. 
    How do you play darts with a baby?
    • A. 

      Very Carefully

    • B. 

      You don't.

    • C. 

      Wearing a bib

    • D. 

      Aim for the face

  • 56. 
    Why did the mexican through his wife off a cliff?
    • A. 

      Sombrero

    • B. 

      Poncho

    • C. 

      Fajita

    • D. 

      Tequila

  • 57. 
    All your base belongs to us. You are on your way to destruction.
    • A. 

      How are you gentlemen!!

    • B. 

      Somebody set us up a bomb.

    • C. 

      You have no chance to survive, make you time.

    • D. 

      What you say!!

  • 58. 
    Where's Orion's belt?
    • A. 

      Around Orion's waist

    • B. 

      In space

    • C. 

      Poland

    • D. 

      Eleven

  • 59. 
    Where do universal serial buses keep their passengers?
    • A. 

      Street Corners

    • B. 

      Usb Ports

    • C. 

      Supermarkets

    • D. 

      Uranus

  • 60. 
    How many letters in the answer?
    • A. 

      One

    • B. 

      Three

    • C. 

      Four

    • D. 

      Six

  • 61. 
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    • A. 

      Because he's a big dummy

    • B. 

      To get to the other side

    • C. 

      Because he was busting for a dump

    • D. 

      Lard

  • 62. 
    Which cheese is made backwards?
    • A. 

      Cheddar

    • B. 

      Brie

    • C. 

      Edam

    • D. 

      Ba, ba, ba, ba, babyel

  • 63. 
    What is cow's favorite beverage?
    • A. 

      Water

    • B. 

      Milk

    • C. 

      Goat's blood

    • D. 

      Stella Artois

  • 64. 
    Would you like a checkpoint now?
    • A. 

      Yes!! Please!!

    • B. 

      Maybe Later.

    • C. 

      Elbow

    • D. 

      Checkpoints are for the weak, and mentally challenged.