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Are You A Pillock?

10 Questions
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Take this epic adventure quest to discover wether or not your. . . . Are a pillock.

Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    1 + 1 = ?
    • A. 

      2

    • B. 

      A window

    • C. 

      A question mark.... you already told me that....

    • D. 

      None of the above

  • 2. 
    How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    • A. 

      1, they are not ritards, just forgetful.

    • B. 

      2, teamwork all the way!

    • C. 

      I dont know

    • D. 

      I think.... no wait i forgot :/

    • E. 

      Cheeze on toast *you laugh to yourself*

  • 3. 
    You are dropped onto a planet you have never been on before. You are disoriented and dont know what to do. You look around for a few minutes to discover there is nothing you can do to escape. After a few days, you see a member of your own species walking in the woods. what do you do?
    • A. 

      Approach them and ask how to escape

    • B. 

      Approach them and ask to travel with them

    • C. 

      Run away and hope to never find them again

    • D. 

      Hide in the shadows of the trees, and follow them carefully, watching their every move.

    • E. 

      Shit yourself

    • F. 

      Scream at them wildly

    • G. 

      Grow wings and fly to another galaxy, where you live happily ever after

    • H. 

      Try to go and talk to them, but then lose sight of them. awkward

    • I. 

      Jump for joy and land in a cave complex

  • 4. 
    Michael rosen approaches you in the street and asks if you want an autograph. What do you reply?
    • A. 

      (you dont know who he is so you just walk away)

    • B. 

      You say yes please

    • C. 

      You say 'thanks for asking but no thanks'

    • D. 

      You quote a YTP of the man

    • E. 

      Grow wings and fly to another galaxy, where you live happily ever after

  • 5. 
    You are asked to do maths by an asian woman. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Tell her 'you asian - you do math'

    • B. 

      Tell her ok

    • C. 

      Say 'no u'

    • D. 

      Stare at her and pull 'the face' until she leaves you alone

    • E. 

      Ask to see her tits

    • F. 

      Grow wings and fly to another galaxy, where you live happily ever after

  • 6. 
    Simple question now.   YES OR NO
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      Maybe

    • D. 

      What?

  • 7. 
    Who is hottest?
    • A. 

      Jennifer Anniston

    • B. 

      Megan Fox

    • C. 

      Carmen Electra

    • D. 

      Caroline Flack

    • E. 

      Michael rosen

    • F. 

      Kobe Bryant

    • G. 

      'yo mama'

    • H. 

      ROBBAZ!!!!

    • I. 

      Your girlfriend/boyfriend

    • J. 

      Your best freind's girlfriend/boyfriend

    • K. 

      Harry Styles

    • L. 

      Kate Middleton

  • 8. 
    A giant dildo attacks your house - what do you do?
    • A. 

      Take it like a man

    • B. 

      Take it like a woman

    • C. 

      Avoid contact - you do not know where it has been

    • D. 

      Shit yourself for no apparent reason

    • E. 

      Hit it

    • F. 

      Shoot at it with a shotgun until it is nothing

    • G. 

      Ignore it and cary on with your day

    • H. 

      Grow wings and fly to another galaxy, where you live happily ever after

  • 9. 
    Your friend asks you to cover for him at work. You don't really like his job, but he is your best mate, what do you do?
    • A. 

      Do the job, but only once

    • B. 

      Say you will cover for him, but dont just for lols

    • C. 

      Make up an excuse why you cant

    • D. 

      Get somebody else to do it

    • E. 

      Tell them to get somebody else, you really dont want to - be honest

    • F. 

      Grow wings and fly to another galaxy, where you live happily ever after

  • 10. 
    This is question 10, is it the last question?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      I dont know, how could I?

    • D. 

      It could be

    • E. 

      Maybe

    • F. 

      There is no spoon

    • G. 

      This is the last bullet point of the quiz (do not select)

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