Randy? Captain? ? Who are you? !
Ice cold Coors Light Draft
Pabst. Warm, cold, you don't give a f*ck
Is anything on special?
I'll take whatever is weird, because I don't follow the pack!
A glass of ice lovingly smothered with Jack Daniels
Eh, whatever. A Yuengling I guess.
My kids got me a new wallet for Christmas!
I've had the same wallet for 50 years. A stripper bought it for me in Sturgis.
Thin.
A wallet?! I don't follow stupid social norms like that.
It's really cute and matches my purse!
Wallet? I carry my money in my hand, crumpled up and ready to use just in case I can bet on the next game I see on tv.
Oh, I just come in for some happy hour beers after work. Have to get home to the kids!
As long as I want.
I'll come before you open, and probably be the last one to leave.
Just enough time to piss off every one around me
Oh just as long as I'm getting drinks on the cheap
I guess it depends. If I have to work one of my 93 jobs in the morning, not too long. But, if there's a basketball game on, I'm here for the duration baby
Either whatever I wore to work, or jeans and a tee. I'm a simple guy!
Denim. Anything denim.
Whatever's laying around
A ridiculous huge ass hat
A tribal sweater or Slippery Rock crew neck
Probably just a black or gray hoodie. I don't know! Whatever I have on.
An eco-friendly CRV! Gotta have room for the kiddos
Either a badass Harley or a big ass truck
Ram Karate
Anything American
Whatever cute thing I can get for cheap!
Whatever my wife lets me drive
All of the girls are lovely hostesses!
Alex.
Sue.
Betsy.
Whoever shovels me the most free booze
Oh I don't care!!!! They're all nice.
Early in the evening Barry.
Wine Barry
Who?
When he's trying to tell me I'm wrong
When he's dancing with me
Barry's one of my best friends!
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