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Attempted Rapture: The Personality Test

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Which Attempted Rapture character are you? You may be surprised at what this test reveals about the innerworkings of your mind. This personality test is based on the novel Attempted Rapture by Late Mitchell Warren. *Warning: Contains vulgar and abusive language. *

Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What is your favorite movie?
    • A. 

      Pulp Fiction

    • B. 

      Gone With the Wind

    • C. 

      Moulin Rouge

    • D. 

      The Help

    • E. 

      The Passion of the Christ

    • F. 

      Deliverance

    • G. 

      Schindler's List

    • H. 

      Trainspotting

    • I. 

      Saving Private Ryan

    • J. 

      None of the above

  • 2. 
    Does God Exist?
    • A. 

      Um, no.

    • B. 

      I think he does.

    • C. 

      Who cares if he does?

    • D. 

      I think "God" is too complex to understand.

    • E. 

      Of course he does, what a ridiculous question.

    • F. 

      Yes, in my pants.

    • G. 

      I dunno.

    • H. 

      He has to, otherwise life is meaningless.

    • I. 

      Only when I'm high.

    • J. 

      I believe in humanism more than spirituality.

  • 3. 
    What is your favorite sexual position?
    • A. 

      I try them all. ;)

    • B. 

      Whatever both partners mutually agree on.

    • C. 

      Depends on who I'm boffing.

    • D. 

      I like to try what I saw them do on TV.

    • E. 

      That's very private...and an offensive question.

    • F. 

      LOL You mean what holes do I put it in?

    • G. 

      I don't really think about it much.

    • H. 

      Sorry, I don't discuss this with strangers.

    • I. 

      As long as we're drunk or stoned, it's all good.

    • J. 

      I don't think too much about it. Sex takes a long time.

  • 4. 
    Does true love exist?
    • A. 

      Yes, and I fall in love a million times.

    • B. 

      I sure hope so.

    • C. 

      Love is just a side effect of lust.

    • D. 

      Yes, but I haven't really felt the real thing yet.

    • E. 

      YES.

    • F. 

      Yes, that special moment when you're balling two chicks at once and you all cum at the same time!!! LOL

    • G. 

      Love is whatever you want it to be.

    • H. 

      Yes and you have differing levels of love for the different people in your lives. But it's all real.

    • I. 

      Peyote is love.

    • J. 

      Love is about taking care of your family.

  • 5. 
    A man and woman are in love.  But they become separated because of tragic circumstances.  They want to be together again but obstacles stand in the way.  The woman decides to go and meet the man but the travel agent says it will cost a fortune.  The woman says she's broke but needs to go see him.  The travel agent laughs and then doubles the price.  A pimp overhears the conversation and says he'll pay the travel fare if the woman has sex with him.  She agrees and pockets the cash.  She goes to meet her man.  However, before she goes she tells her friend what happened.  Her friend is shocked.  The friend tells the man what happened.  The man freaks out and dumps the woman for infidelity.  Who is the least evil or "best" character in this story? 
    • A. 

      The woman.

    • B. 

      The man.

    • C. 

      The pimp.

    • D. 

      The friend.

    • E. 

      The travel agent.

    • F. 

      They were all stupid and evil.

    • G. 

      God, because God let it all happen.

    • H. 

      No one was good or evil, it just happened.

    • I. 

      They were all equally responsible.

    • J. 

      The writer of the story was the most evil.

  • 6. 
    You find a crying baby in a dumpster.  What do you do?
    • A. 

      Throw more trash on it.

    • B. 

      Save the poor little thing.

    • C. 

      Walk away.

    • D. 

      Call the police.

    • E. 

      Take it and nurture him/her as your own.

    • F. 

      Store cocaine in its body.

    • G. 

      Ask your friend what to do.

    • H. 

      Take it out and take it to a nearby hospital.

    • I. 

      Stop taking drugs for a while. You're obviously tripping.

    • J. 

      Sell the baby to a local couple willing to pay for an adoption.

  • 7. 
    What is your spirit animal?
    • A. 

      A bear.

    • B. 

      A cat.

    • C. 

      A dog.

    • D. 

      A moose.

    • E. 

      An eagle.

    • F. 

      A shit flinging monkey.

    • G. 

      I don't understand this at all.

    • H. 

      I like all animals the same.

    • I. 

      A snake.

    • J. 

      An elephant

  • 8. 
    Who is your favorite muppet?
    • A. 

      Mrs. Piggy

    • B. 

      Kermit

    • C. 

      Gonzo

    • D. 

      Burt and Ernie

    • E. 

      Big Bird

    • F. 

      Cookie Monster

    • G. 

      I hate muppets.

    • H. 

      Beeker

    • I. 

      The Mahnana Muppet

    • J. 

      Yoda

  • 9. 
    Who is your favorite Disney princess?
    • A. 

      Belle

    • B. 

      Ariel

    • C. 

      Pocahontas

    • D. 

      Cinderella

    • E. 

      Nala

    • F. 

      Mulan

    • G. 

      Tiana

    • H. 

      Sleeping Beauty

    • I. 

      Jasmine

    • J. 

      Snow White

  • 10. 
    What is your favorite book?
    • A. 

      The Bible

    • B. 

      The God Delusion

    • C. 

      Tao Te Ching

    • D. 

      The Bridges of Madison County

    • E. 

      Wuthering Heights

    • F. 

      Fifty Shades of Grey

    • G. 

      I don't read books.

    • H. 

      Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

    • I. 

      The Harry Potter Series

    • J. 

      The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn