Sorry, this poll has closed.
Which quote from "The Simpsons" is the "Best Quote Ever"?
$20! I wanted a peanut! / $20 can buy many peanuts. / Explain how. / Money can be exchanged for goods and services. / Woo hoo!
  • 3.43%  (34 vote)
Alright, Brain, you don't like me and I don't like you. So, just get me through this exam so I can get back to killing you with beer.
  • 1.82%  (18 vote)
Aurora Borealis. At this time of day. In this part of the country. Localized entirely within your kitchen? / Yes! / May I see it? / No.
  • 5.35%  (53 vote)
Bonjour, ya cheese eatin' surrender monkeys!
  • 1.62%  (16 vote)
Both you and I know these children have no future! ... Prove me wrong, kids. Prove me wrong.
  • 1.52%  (15 vote)
Christian charity? What's a porn star got to do with this?
  • 0.4%  (4 vote)
Dental plan! / Lisa needs braces! / Dental plan! / Lisa needs braces! / Dental plan! / Lisa needs braces!
  • 3.13%  (31 vote)
Do not touch Willy. Good advice.
  • 1.62%  (16 vote)
Don't tell him you were at a bar. But what else is open at night? / It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
  • 3.64%  (36 vote)
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
  • 1.31%  (13 vote)
Go banana!
  • 1.72%  (17 vote)
Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. / OK, Mr. Burns, what's your first name? / ... I don't know.
  • 5.76%  (57 vote)
Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme? / Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson? / Look, just get rid of the sugar, alright?
  • 4.04%  (40 vote)
I call the big one 'Bitey.'
  • 2.12%  (21 vote)
I can't promise I'll try, but I'll *try* to try.
  • 1.52%  (15 vote)
I wish I had an elephant. / You did, his name was Stampy, you loved him. / Oh yeah.
  • 0.81%  (8 vote)
In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
  • 2.22%  (22 vote)
In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
  • 2.73%  (27 vote)
It was the best of the times, it was the blurst of times...You stupid monkey!
  • 3.13%  (31 vote)
I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's!
  • 0.71%  (7 vote)
Marge, Marge! The dolls trying to kill me and the toasters been laughing at me!
  • 1.11%  (11 vote)
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
  • 3.84%  (38 vote)
Mmm, floor pie.
  • 0.51%  (5 vote)
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
  • 3.64%  (36 vote)
No TV and no beer make Homer something something. / Go crazy? / Don't mind if I do!
  • 3.13%  (31 vote)
Nobody ever suspects the butterfly. / It was the butterfly I tell you!! THE BUTTERFLY!
  • 0.4%  (4 vote)
Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
  • 1.41%  (14 vote)
Stupid sexy Flanders!
  • 3.84%  (38 vote)
They taste like... burning!
  • 2.12%  (21 vote)
This donut has purple in the middle. Purple is a fruit.
  • 0.91%  (9 vote)
To alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
  • 6.87%  (68 vote)
Town Crier. I'd like to ask you a few questions. One: where's the fife? Two, gimme the fife.
  • 1.41%  (14 vote)
Weaselling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.
  • 3.13%  (31 vote)
What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?
  • 1.72%  (17 vote)
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen the some teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Sorry, I have to go, my damn wiener kids are listening.
  • 3.74%  (37 vote)
You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel.
  • 4.55%  (45 vote)
You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!
  • 2.22%  (22 vote)
You people have stood in my way long enough - I'm going to clown college!
  • 2.22%  (22 vote)
You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
  • 4.34%  (43 vote)
Your half-assed under-parenting is a lot more enjoyable than your half-assed over-parenting. / But I'm using my whole ass.
  • 0.3%  (3 vote)

Total votes: 990