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What fits neatly between your breasts, works best when tugged and fits neatly into a whole?A seatbelt
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Dirty minds
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Schwarztenegger has a long one, Bruce Lee has a short one, Pope doesn't use his.A surname
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Dirty minds
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I get laid in an alley, I often end up in the middle of your split, when you put your fingers inside me, I'm ready to roll.
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Dirty minds
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If you really want me, you are going to have to expose yourself. If you get naked, I'll be all over you, but you should use protection, or else you could get a really nasty disease.A suntan.
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What's a four letter name for a woman that ends in -UNT?Aunt
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What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Coconut! |
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What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
Bubblegum! |
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You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Tent! |
Dirty minds
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The finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
Wedding ring! |
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I come in many sizes. Sometimes, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Nose! |
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What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it, you have to use your hand?
Fork! |
Dirty minds
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What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
Heart! |
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What can vigorously go in and out of your mouth and produce a white substance, making you feel refreshed and waiting till after dinner for more?Toothbrush
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I have fuzzy balls...Someone's going to be beaten...
You start off with love, but that doesn't last... Tennis |
Dirty minds
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I'm long, hard, and powered by batteries,I give off a steady stream,
People grope for me in the dark... A flashlight |
Dirty minds
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